Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night chords by The Coup
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Intro 1
(E minor) (A minor) (B major)
(E minor) (A minor) (B major)
(E minor) (A minor)
I hope (B major) the
Verse 1
(E minor) don't (A minor) insult you
(B major) he was (E minor) smiling like a board -chair
As he rolled up the horticulture
(A minor) Ignited it and said
I (B major) hope the Vapors don't insult (E minor) you
When I replied
Did not, but it mix in weed and hop
(A minor) He said it was 9 up and (B major) down
like he agreed a lot
(E minor) Boy it said we need to plot,
I comply, let's leave the spot
Hopped (A minor) in a Granada,
he's im (B major) pressed by the beat
I got his (E minor) name, it's Jesus,
but his pimp name is Jesus
He (A minor) slapped a hold of pieces
with (B major) his plastic prosthesis
(E minor) Nig ga, don't you know that I'm your daddy,
said he
This is (A minor) true,
plus he schooled me for my
(B major) Mackin degree
Never (E minor) flee, try not to flee,
make niggas pee when you stick around
(A minor) This man my mama had found,
(B major) taught me to (E minor) put it down
I press the gas to the ground,
to show that I'm a hound
(A minor) Make sure they hear up a sound,
(B major) it's heard throughout (E minor) the town
30 years ago
Jesus could pull a hoe quick
But now he (A minor) 50
and his belly hang (B major) lower
than his (E minor) dick
Philosophy that he spit,
stuck in my memory chips
And now he (A minor) puttin' in a disc
of Gladys (B major) Knight and the pips
And then that (E minor) shit starts to skip,
he said somebody must've
scratched it
Put the (A minor) 40 to his lips
and put the (B major) conscience down the hatchet
Now (E minor) since my adolescence,
cause of his pimp lessons
Smacked (A minor) my woman in the dental
just (B major) for asking silly questions
Rela (E minor) tionship reduction,
either rock the box or such it
Ain't (A minor) got no close partner,
socially (B major) I can't function
From the (E minor) penny was fried,
on how to survive
Don't be (A minor) Microsoft,
be Macin (B major) tosh with a hard drive
(E minor) Used to tell me all the time
to keep a bitch broke
Did I (A minor) mention that my mama
was (B major) his number one (E minor) hope?
Clunked a 40 on the flow
and placed his palm on the dash
And wheezed (A minor) out, come on (B major) man,
make this motherfucker mash
Ain't gon' (E minor) mash too fast,
cause my tags ain't right
Me (A minor) and Jesus the pimp in a (B major) 79
Granada last (E minor) night
Oh, I'm to do you all a right! (A minor)
(B major) I say hey!
(E minor) Oh, I'm do you all a right! (A minor) (B major)
(E minor) Oh, I'm do you all a right! (A minor)
(B major) I say hey! (E minor)
Oh, I'm to do you all a right! (A minor) (B major)
City light (E minor) s from far away
can make you drop your jaws
Sparkling (A minor) light sequins
on the trans (B major) vestite at Mardi Gras
There's (E minor) beauty in the
cracks of the cement
When I was 5,
(A minor) hopped over them wherever (B major) we went
to prevent whatever (E minor) it was
that could break my momma's back
Little (A minor) did I (B major) know
that it would roll up in a Cadillac
And (E minor) matter of fact,
she couldn't see him like a Cadillac
And (A minor) on the track,
she went from (B major) beautiful
to (E minor) battle -axin'
Back at home,
she would cry into her pillow,
vomit (A minor) in the commode
I was (B major) 6 years old,
(E minor) I would crawl into her lap
and we would hug and ho
Never knew (A minor) how she was suffering
from my (B major) food and clothes
She asked me (E minor) what I
thought of Jesus
when he broke off some bread
I said he (A minor) missing an arm,
and he (B major) seemed like (E minor) a poopy head
She said don't cuss,
and my teeth took a brush
And get (A minor) ready for bed,
and the (B major) toilet to flush
With (E minor) tears in momma's eyes,
I was her everything
Before she (A minor) went out on a stroll,
she tucked (B major) me into bed and sang (E minor)
(B major) You're (A minor) just too (E minor) beau (A minor) tiful (E minor)
(B major) for words (A minor) (F sharpdim)
(A minor) I see the (E minor) red and white lights
as the ambulance flies
Reminds (A minor) me of midnight
in a (B major) dope fiend's eyes
And my (E minor) nine -year -old
self is paramedics leave
Left (A minor) to bawl my eyes out on a
(B major) neighbor's sleeve
To (E minor) give illustrations
that are clear and clean
I'll take you (A minor) two hours back
before (B major) this scene
Early (E minor) in the morning
when the sun starts to creep
When the (A minor) birds start to chirp
and crack (B major) heads go to (E minor) sleep
My uncle's coming in,
I heard her keys go clink
Wearing (A minor) nothing but pumps, bikini,
(B major) and fake (E minor) mint
Even though she's surfin'
fifty dollars a pop
Hardly (A minor) had enough of rent
after (B major) Je sus recopied
That (E minor) day the landlady got a rip
before he got his knot
(A minor) Slammed mama's head
against (B major) the front boat lock
Then the (E minor) pimple one arm done harm
Reached back and (A minor) plowed
into her head like a (B major) farm
Never saw the (E minor) axe locked
in the back, I was cussin'
Heard the black (A minor) flap
of twenty (B major) head crack percussion
And body blows, (E minor) her body broke
from bolos to the spine
I was hys (A minor) terically cryin',
all she (B major) could do was whine
(E minor) She didn't even have the strength
to say I love you, boo
But I (A minor) said it to her,
and she (B major) knew that I knew
She was (E minor) dead by the time
the ambulance got on the case
But (A minor) I never will forget
the plastic (B major) hand stuck in (E minor) her face
Stop at the intersection
to ask Jesus about directions
Go (A minor) to Frisco,
I got very friendly (B major) vocal inflections
Maba (E minor) left at MacArthur
to continue in flight
Me an (A minor) d Jesus, the pimp in a (B major) 79 Granada last (E minor) night (A minor)
(B major) (E minor)
(A minor) (B major) (E minor)
(A minor) (B major) (E minor)
(A minor) (B major)
(E minor) The rain dropped giant pearls,
God was pissing on the world
All that (A minor) old man who was snoring
rolled (B major) on over an Earl
My (E minor) temperature gauged,
red cold and blistering
Spin (A minor) ning wheels made
a piece of (B major) asphalt history
This (E minor) was Jesus' debut
out the penitentiary
Fifteen (A minor) years, but it (B major) seemed like (E minor) a century
See he went in the pen
for some other murder drama
Twelve years (A minor) old, I wrote him (B major) a quote,
I wanna be a pimp, (E minor) comma
You accidentally killed my moms,
no playa, Haitian points
We (A minor) know how bitches act, shit!
(B major) Exclamation point!
At (E minor) first it was a set up move,
then it was the truth
His letter (A minor) s were the only friend
that I (B major) had as a youth
But (E minor) his lopsided games,
he was really counterfeit
So my (A minor) little son Dominic think
(B major) s that I'm a dick
Cause (E minor) I was running round
like a little baby Jesus
To (A minor) me, women (B major) had to be saints,
hoes, and skeezers
An (E minor) d I don't think
that it's going in
till we make revolution
But (A minor) who gon' make the shit,
we wor (B major) ship prostitu (E minor) tion
Ain't no women finna die
for the same old conclusion
Put (A minor) they life on the line,
saw some (B major) other pimping (E minor) dudes
and pulled into a vacant lot,
the road to recovery
Pulled out my (A minor) pistol
as we (B major) rushed against the shrubbery
Je (E minor) sus said,
why the hell you pointing the gap?
So I (A minor) pulled a piece of (C major) game,
I could (B major) use out your hat
(E minor) I said, this trip is over,
we ain't finna ride on
(A minor) This is for my mentor and my (B major) mama
that I cried on
Mi (E minor) crosoft motherfuckers
let bygones be bygones
(A minor) But since I'm Macintosh,
I'm a (B major) double click yo (E minor) icon
He struggled for life, then gave up the fight
Me an (A minor) d Jesus the pimp in a
(B major) 79 Granada last (E minor) night (A minor)
(B major) I may hear (E minor) you,
but do you always want to ride
(A minor) to night? (B major) (E minor)
Always do you want to ride? (A minor)
(B major) I may hear (E minor) you,
but do you always want
to ride (A minor) tonight?
You're (B major) beau (E minor) tiful (B major) for words
You're (A minor) just too (E minor) beautiful for words
You're just too beautiful for words
But (B major) just don't (E minor) give up (A minor) on me (E minor) (A minor) (B major) (E minor)
(A minor) (B major)
(E minor) (A minor) (B major)
(E minor) (A minor) (B major) (A minor)
(E minor) (A minor)
(B major) I can't (E minor) hear you!
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Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
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