Late nights all alone with a test tube,
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?
But as she's getting ready to go,
a knock comes on the door.
Bang, bang, Maxwell Silverhammer
Bang, bang, Maxwell Silverhammer
made sure that she was dead.
Max will play at the pool again.
when the class has gone away,
I must not be so, oh, oh, oh
But when she turns her back on the boy,
Bang, bang, Maxwell Silverhammer
Bang, bang, Maxwell Silverhammer
made sure that she was dead
PC -31 said we go to Dirty One
Painting testimonial pictures,
screaming from the gallery,
and he tells them so, oh -oh -oh
But as the words are leaving his lips,
a noise comes from behind
made sure that he was dead