Mature Adults chords by Luke Robinson

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Verse 1
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I didn't ask my friend to ask your friend to
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ask if maybe you'd go out with me
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And I didn't call and hang
up twenty times
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and realize I'd be on your caller ID
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And I didn't spend four hours
getting dressed for our first date
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And I did not kiss my hair
cause it would not cooperate
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Or rehearse what I was
gonna say to you
That's not something a
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mature doll would do
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And I didn't get excited
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when your hand brushed mine
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And I wasn't sweating bullets
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hoping you'd kiss me goodnight
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And I didn't slap my forehead
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over all the stupid things I said to you
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That's not something a
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mature adult would do
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Well it's a good thing that you
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dumped me when you did
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Cause I   was thinking that
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I'd had enough
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And I didn't draw a mustache
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and a goatee on  your picture
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Before I tore it up
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It ain't my fault that you've been getting
all those twisted late night calls
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Why would I want to write your number
on the bathroom wall?
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That's a childish accusation
And I'm surprised at you
That's not something a ma
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ture adult would do
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And I know it wasn't you
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who let the air out of my tires
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And I didn't blow your mailbox up
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and set all your bells on fire
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And I know you couldn't be the one
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that filled up all my locks
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with superglue
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That's not something a mature
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adult would do
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And how did all that toilet paper
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wind up in my trees?
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I don't know who left those skid marks
in your yard,
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but it wasn't me
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Cause I'm not one to hold a grudge,
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now tell me why should I be mad,
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are you?
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That's not something a
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mature adult would do
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Yeah, I know it wasn't you
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who let the air out of my tires
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And I never blew your mailbox up
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and set all your bills on fire
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And I know you couldn't be the one
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that filled up all my locks
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with superglue
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Well, that's not something
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immature a dog would do
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And getting back together
after all that we've been through
Well, that's not something
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a mature a dog would do
So, uh, what are you doing Saturday night?