Key: D major•
Verse 1
D
and for years
A
G
As a child he had cried as all
G
D
tear ducts all ran dry
Verse 2
G
D
After that he got sacked from his job
Lost his arm in the war,
G
D
Ah, but still not a sniffle or sob
Verse 3
D
A
G
Well, his novel was refused,
D
C
and his movie was panned
Verse 4
G
D
Oh, but still not a dribble or a drop
Verse 5
D
In jail he was beaten,
C
G
bullied and buggered
G
D
Not once did a tear stain his face
Verse 6
A
G
D
Doctors were called in, scientists, too
Verse 7
G
D
Oh, but in fact an insensitive beast
Verse 8
G
D
For the insensitive and the insane
He made a lot of friends
G
D
And he cried every time it would rain
Verse 9
A
G
Once it rained forty days and
Verse 10
D
C
On the forty first day, he passed away
G
D
He just dehydrated and died
Verse 11
D
G
D
After that, he rejoined his arm
Below all the critics,
G
D
Cancer robbed the whore of her charm
Verse 12
A
G
His ex -wife died died of stretch marks
Verse 13
D
al drought
Outro 1
D
C
G
D
A
D
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsD C G A
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