Majorca chords by JOHN COOPER CLARKE

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Verse 1
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Flew me in. I'm a joker.
This is about, er, holidays.
Package holidays.
Holidays of the package kind.
Majorka.
Here I come.
Karamba.
Fasten your seatbelts, save the voice.
Inside a plane you can
't hear no noise.
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Engines made by
Rolls -Royce, take your choice,
make mine
Majorca.
Check out the caravans,
can't be found.
Alert the passengers,
they'll be drowned.
C 
Friendly mug says settle down.
G 
When I came round,
I was gagged and bound for
Majorca.
And the ice carestanitos,
that's an unapproachable flip finesse.
They got little bags if you wanna
make a mess.
Fancy
Cuba, but it cost me less to
Majorca.
Whose blonde sand gently caresses the
cool blue lips of the
Mediterranean.
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G 
They packed us into  the white hotel, you could
still smell the polycell.
C 
Wet white paint in the air
-conditioned cells.
The waiter smells of fake
G 
Chanel.
Goldwares, garlic as well.
C 
Says if I want I can call him
G 
Miguel.
Well, really.
C 
I got drunk with another fella who'd just brought up a
G 
previous pile and he wanted a fight
Am 
Said they were yelling in my joker
G 
The guitars rang the castanets clipped the double
C 
diamond flowed like sick
G 
Mother's pride tortillas and chips something
something made me sick in my joker
C 
Yes, the heat made me sick
G 
I had to stay in the shade
C 
Wished I'd joined the
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International
Brigade
F 
G 
Cos the fascists won them by
Christ
I'd paid him a joker
Ta!
Ta!
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Ta!
C 
here
G 
Somebody's pinched a
pair of chest expanders
And a notebook out of this
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Out of this carrier bag