Lotto wrecked my life chords by Colin Buchanan

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Verse 1
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But ap parently on lotto forms
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you can tick publicity or
no publicity.
And I thought, I just thought,
if you turn it on its head,
I know it's designed for the
winner
to have some privacy,
but I just wondered
whether the loser
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needed some privacy as well.
So I came up with this thought,
we hold that thought.
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I could not believe my eyes
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when I saw the sign for the lotto prize and thought,
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though I am not a gambling man,
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I bought a ticket all the same.
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And the tiny print I did n't see
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said tick for no publicity
And Thursday came,
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I watched the drawer
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and my numbers didn't match
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Everyone says hi,
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aren't you that losing lotto guy?
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The big one passed me by
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and the lotto wrecked my life
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You see, Friday morning, 5am,
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the phone calls, door knocks
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all began the papers, radio, TV,
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all camped out side my door.
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With how's it feel to miss the cash
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and what's it like being loser trash,
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you pathetic lotto funded dreamer,
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your numbers were a joke.
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Everyone says hi,
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aren't you that losing lotto guy,
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the big one passed me by,
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and lotto wrecked my life
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and they all know my name
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and they all see my shame
I've only got myself to blame
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cuz a lot of wrecked my life
and total strangers
saying to me
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you should have ticked no publicity
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now the whole world gets to see
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that a lot of wrecked my life
and I think it's kind of strange
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that before I played that game,
I thought my world was pretty okay.
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But now, Lotto wrecked my life.