Liza (Con Una Z) (Liza (With A "Z""))" chords by Liza Minnelli
Verse 1
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I have a problem.
Now, it's not a big problem,
but it is a problem.
It's my name.
You know, I find that still a
lot of people call me Lisa.
Wrong!
My name is Liza. Liza.
Has a Z in it.
Well, for instance, somebody will
come up to me on the street
and say, Hello, Lisa, how are you?
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I Fine, thank you, but it's Liza.
Or somebody will say, Lisa,
what a nice hat you have on.
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I'll say, Thank you very much,
but my name is Liza.
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and that's my hair.
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So you can see what I mean.
Anyway, I've been trying
to figure out a final solution
to this whole thing
and I think I've come up with
the answer.
Jack?
It's Liza with a Z, not Lisa with an S,
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cuz Lisa with an S goes non -z.
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It's Z instead of S,
Li instead of Li.
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It's simple as can be. See, Liza?
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I'll do it again. It's Liza with
a Z, not Lisa with an S,
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cuz Lisa with an S goes non -z.
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It's Z instead of S,
line instead of B,
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it's simple as can be, see, Liza.
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Now, if my name were Ada, I'd be Ada,
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even backwards, I'd be Ada.
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Or if my name were Ruth,
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then I'd be Ruth,
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because with Ruth, what can you do?
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Or Sally, or Margaret, or Ginger, or Faye,
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but when you're a Liza,
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you al ways have to say, no,
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it's Liza with a Z, not Liza with an S,
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because Liza with an S goes,
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it's Z instead of S, line instead of B,
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It's simple as can be, see, Liza?
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Oh, and that is only half of it
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There's another way
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they treat me cruelly
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How of ten I remem
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ber someone saying
There she goes, Lisa Minnoli
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Or Minnoli, or Miniola
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Or Min noli, or Minnoli
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So is it a wonder I very of ten cry?
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It's M -I -double -N,
then E -double -L -I
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You double up the N, that's not new
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Then E -double the L, end it with an I
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That's the way you say Minnelli
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Life's seminally, it's Italian
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Blame it on Harper, what can I do?
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Every Sandra who's a Sandra
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Every Mary who's really Marie
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Every Joan who is a Joan
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Has got to agree with me
when I've announced
I don't mind being pummeled
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or trampled or trounced
But it does drive you bats
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to be mis -mispronounced!
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It's Liza with a Z, not Lisa with an S
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Cause Lisa with an S goes snubs
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It's Z instead of S,
Liza instead of Lee
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It's simple as can be
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See, Liza, then M -I double
N, then E double L -I
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You double up the N, that's not new
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Then E double the L, end it with an I
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That's the way you say Minnelli!
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Liza Minnelli! it's easy it's easy it's lazy
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No, Liza!
Outro 1
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Liza (Con Una Z) (Liza (With A "Z""))"
Liza Minnelli
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