Little Piss Piddle chords by John Williamson

SimplifiedBb · G · C · F · Am

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Verse 1
Bb 
G 
C 
 (B flat major) Oh,  (G major)  (C major) piddle diddle diddle,
G 
you little piddle diddle diddle  (G major) bum
Oh, piddle diddle diddle,
C 
you little piss piddle diddle  (C major) bum
F 
G 
One  (F major) day we got on  (G major) well,
C 
Am 
then you dropped  (C major) this  (A minor) aw   ful smell
Oh, God!
F 
Little  (F major) piss piddle poo,
G 
C 
F 
C 
 (G major) little piddle diddle  (C major) bum  (F major)  (C major) 
Yeah, you're just a little dog
looking for sympathy
G 
 (G major) But don't kid yourself,
C 
it won't work with  (C major) me
F 
You're  (F major) piddled on the floor,
G 
you're  (G major) piddled on the bed
C 
And you're  (C major) piddled on the Christmas tree
Am 
F 
 (A minor) Yeah,  (F major) wag your little tail,
G 
C 
but  (G major) it won't work with  (C major) me
Oh, piddle diddle diddle,
G 
you diddle piddle diddle diddle  (G major) bum
Oh, piddle diddle diddle,
C 
you diddle pissed piddle diddle  (C major) bum
F 
G 
One  (F major) day we got on  (G major) well,
C 
Am 
then you dropped  (C major) this  (A minor) aw   ful smell
F 
G 
A little  (F major) piss, piddle,  (G major) poo,
C 
F 
C 
G 
little piddle, little  (C major) bone  (F major)  (C major)  (G major) 
C 
F 
G 
C 
Am 
Yeah,  (C major)  (F major)  (G major)  (C major)  (A minor) 
F 
G 
C 
 (F major)  (G major)  (C major) you've got
G 
Buckley's looking for another bone  (G major) 
You piddled on the dole
C 
and you won't leave the hoes  (C major) alone
F 
Then you  (F major) shit in the shower,
G 
 (G major) shat in my shoe,
C 
left the  (C major) puppy in the dining room
Am 
F 
 (A minor) I'd  (F major) call the pound,
G 
but you  (G major) peed on the telephone
C 
 (C major) Oh, piddle diddle diddle,
G 
you little piddle diddle diddle  (G major) bum
Oh, piddle diddle diddle,
C 
you little pissed piddle diddle  (C major) bum
F 
G 
One  (F major) day we got on  (G major) well,
C 
Am 
then you dropped  (C major) this  (A minor) aw   ful smell
It's been fading him pal,
F 
G 
a  (F major) little piss, piddle,  (G major) poo,
C 
F 
little piddle, little  (C major) bomb.  (F major) 
C 
 (C major) 