I'm gonna tell you about my gal,
I'm gonna tell you about my gal,
telling you about my gal,
it's got it, why, it and pip won't be
the right words to describe her.
She's not only got it, but she's got that,
and between it and that, she's a pip.
She's a little bit this, and a little bit that,
and a little bit short, and a little bit fat,
but everybody loves my gal.
She's a little bit it, and a little bit,
And no wonder they love her.
She's got a little nose that turns up,
Yeah, she's a little bit this,
and a little bit ha, ha, ha, ha.
You know, the other day I threw a big party
to announce our engagement.
create an impression on society,
I invited the creme de la creme.
Nobody got in unless he was a blueblood.
He had to be a blueblood.
At the door I had a butler with a pen,
It sure was fun to see the
guests leap into the room,
and what a menu that Umbriago
It was the best food you ever
tasted in your whole mouth.
Frog legs, complete with garters.
what a choice the two Irishmen.
And as the piece de resistance,
Umbriago served a specialty,
He didn't have the heart to
However, the big event of the party
most broken -down thing he could find.
And it's the last time I'll ever play
They brought me back three times
before they found out I was the host.
It's a good thing my girl identified me.
Now she's a little bit this, a little bit that,
a little bit short and a little bit fat.
Yeah, she's a little bit, oh, a little bit,
You know, I'm not surprised
After all, to get a girl,
personality, and good looks.
I got money, I got personality,
and, uh, well, two out of three ain't bad.
Now she's a little bit this,