Are there any cricket fans
OK, well this is a little ditty I wrote,
and it was all about the incident
when the Pakistan team was out here last.
You may remember the incident.
If you've forgotten, well,
this song will remind you.
a bit of noise at the time,
so I threw him into the song
They're putting on a show,
No publicity is bad publicity,
listen to them talking on the radio
I read it on the very front page,
It's not as much fun when they
and start putting on a show.
but it's a very great scene
when that bloody big lily
go running down the wicket
start kicking the captain on
Pakistan's got the wrong kind of runs,
when they get to number one
and start puttin' on a show
Chappell lost his good luck charm,
his brother Boll's underarm
The Kiwis were disgusted,
and now he's still got his little duck farm
but what about Rodney Marsh?
He's like a rock, and I call him the Claw
has seen so many streakers
but no one plays the game like me
in my armchair with colour TV
I slice a leg of ham square
around a cold KB and I sing
while they're putting on a show
no publicity is bad publicity
listen to talking on the radio
I read it on the very front page
when they get to number one
and start putting on a show
when they get to number one
and start putting on a show