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Life at a top people's health farm easy guitar chords by 
Paul Weller
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Intro 1
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Em
Verse 1
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Dads gone down the dog track,
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engels' laying cables
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Brothers with his student friend
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s plotting in the stables
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They're preparing for
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power and how to win
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I'm covered in solaire and
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Cm
Cdim
preparing to swim
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Bm
D
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Old iron! old iron! I heard
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the bobby shout
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As he brought his friendly
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truncheon down with
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D
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With a God almighty clout.
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Verse 2
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Mothers playing bingo,
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she's hoping for a big win
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She buys the daily papers
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to see how 10% live
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My cousins' greatest wish,
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is to one day buy a farm
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And turn it into a health club
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with top people charm
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Any evening,
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any day - I'm singing to myself
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I'll pack up all my clothes and dough and piss off somewhere
Interlude 1
else.
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Verse 3
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My ol' man was a dust person
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until he got the shove
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Now the iron heel he talked about is
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backed by the iron glove
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Brothers bought new glasses,
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shaped like Leon Trotsky's
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They look very nice on the mantelpiece,
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next to the royal family
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I'm lay ing back with the radio on,
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in time to hear the archer's
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An everyday tale of country folk
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mixed up in prostitution.
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Verse 4
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Like all good stories with a happy end,
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which I'll now give to you
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Our cousins wish was granted and
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so his dream came true
His gas shares doubled,
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while his telecoms soared
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Til he had enough money,
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to chair his own board
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And thank you Margaret thatcher,
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may you never come to harm
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He now serves cocktails and lettuce at a top peoples health club farm.
Outro 1
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