Lesbian Song chords by Sarah Silverman

SimplifiedC · G · Am · F · Em

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Verse 1
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This is a song for a
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real special girl I've met
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I said I wanna harvest
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our eggs for a while
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Make love with you, this is a style
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And make a brand new world
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with you, with you
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My friend, my  partner in crime
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We've done our time
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on Maple Drive
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And I thought about it, and I read about it
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And I sang about it, and I skated once
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At Rockefeller Center
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That was off the topic, but it was really fun
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For any kind of person
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Skating's fun
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Whether you're gay or straight
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Or black or white or Asian
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But just those five
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Just those five kinds of people
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Your hair blows in the wind of
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my mind
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Well, I went to see the
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doctor of philosophy
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Man, what are you doing here,
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you lesbian?
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And I say, man,
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you can call me just what you want,
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Em 
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cause I'm me, and she's she,
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and we're us.