Give The Jew Girl Toys (Video) chords by Sarah Silverman
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Verse 1
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I
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hate to say this Santa
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But you're acting like a dick
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You should give presents to
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everyone that's good
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And not just to your personal click
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Verse 2
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If you bring me a toy to open
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I'll let you be my boyfriend
All bearded, fat and horny
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Oh yeah
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Oh yeah
Verse 3
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What does Jesus have to do
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with you
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You've got as much to do with Jesus
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As you do with Scooby doo
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What do you have to do with Jesus
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You have as much to do with him
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As you do your mother's penis
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Oh yeah
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Verse 4
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So I don't think he's the son of God
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I think he was still a nice boy
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If you ask yourself what
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would Jesus do
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He'd say: "Give the jew girl toys!"
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Give the Jew girl toys
Give the Jew girl toys
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Verse 5
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Don't be a doosh
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What would Jesus do
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He'd say: "Give the jew girl
Interlude 1
toys!"
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Verse 6
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You made a list and I checked it twice
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And there is nobody named Silverman
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or Moskowitz or Weiss
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You have a list, well, Schindler did too
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Liam Neeson played him - Tim
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Allen played you!
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Verse 7
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Give the jew girl toys
Verse 8
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Don't be a doosh
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What would Jesus do
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He'd say: "Give the jew girl toys!"
Give the jew girl toys
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Give The Jew Girl Toys (Video)
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