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Lèche-Cocu chords by 
Maxime Le Forestier
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Verse 1
G
F
Comme il chouchoutait les maris,
C
G
C
qu 'il les couvrait de flatteries,
F
C
Quand il en pincait pour leurs femmes,
D
G
F
G
C
Qu 'il avait des cornes au cul,
G
A
on l 'appelait lèche -cocu,
F
Fm
D
G
Oyez tout son histoire in fâme.
C
G
C
Si le mari faisait du bateau,
G
il lui parlait de tyrandeau,
C
F
C
D
De voile, de mâle, de misaine,
G
C
De yacht, de briquet, de steamer,
G
A
Lui qui souffrait du mal de mer,
F
Fm
D
G
C
En passant les ponts de la Seine.
F
Si l 'homme était un peu bigot,
C
G
C
Lui qui sentait fort le fagot,
F
C
D
Criblait le ciel de pattes nôtres
G
F
G
C
Comme une yête à grands fracas
G
Retirant même en certains cas
A
F
D
G
Le pain béni de la bouche d 'un au tre
C
F
G
C
Si l 'homme était sergent de ville
G
C
En sautoir, mon Dieu, que ces villes
F
C
D
Il portait un flic en peluche
G
F
G
C
Lui qui s 'emménageait sa voix
G
A
Criait mort au vache autrefois
F
Fm
F
Mais matin de la coqueluche
D
G
C
G
C
Si l 'homme était un militant
G
C
Il prenait sa carte à l 'instant
F
C
D
Pour bien se mettre dans sa manche
G
C
Biffant ses propres graffitis
G
A
Du vendredi, le samedi
F
D
G
C
Ceux du samedi, le dimanche
G
C
Et s 'il le mettait dans l 'armée
G
C
Il en tenait pour le charmer
F
C
D
Sans brêmeuse et tout le folklore
G
Lui le pacifiste bêlant
C
G
A
Qui fabriquait des cerfs volants
F
Avec le drapeau tricolore
D
G
C
G
C
Et bien ce malheureux tocard
G
C
Faisait tout sa vaine manquard
F
C
Etant comme cul et chemise
D
G
C
Avec les maris il ne put
G
A
Jamais parvenir à son but,
F
Fm
F
D
G
C
Toucher à la fesse pro mise.
G
C
Ravi ces messieurs talonnés,
G
C
Ce bougre qui les flagornait,
G
F
C
À la ville comme à la campagne,
D
G
C
Ne lui laissant pas l 'occasion
G
A
De se trouver, quelle dérision,
F
Fm
D
G
Seuls, à seules, avec leurs compagnes.
C
G
C
Et nous, copains, cousins, voisins,
G
C
Profitant, on n 'est pas des saints,
F
C
De ce que ces deux imbéciles
D
G
C
Se passent, rubarbes et scénés,
G
A
On s 'partageait leur dulcinée
F
Fm
F
D
Qui se laissait faire un dossier
G
C
G
C
Et tandis que l 'échec au cul
G
C
Se prosternait corneaux au cul
F
C
D
Devant ses éventuelles victimes
G
C
Par surcroît l 'on couchait aussi
G
A
La morale était sauve ainsi
F
G
D
Avec sa femme légiti me
Outro 1
G
C
G
C
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