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Le Blason chords by 
Maxime Le Forestier
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Verse 1
G
Em
Ayant avec lui toujours
B
C
fait bon ménage
E
Am
J'eusse aimé célébrer
G
sans être inconvenant
Em
Tendre corps féminin ton
B
C
plus bel apanage
E
Am
Que tous ceux qui l'ont vu
G
disent hallucinant
Verse 2
Em
B
C'eût été mon ultime chant
C
mon chant du cy gne
E
Am
Mon dernier billet doux,
G
mon message d'adieu
Em
Or malheureusement les
B
C
mots qui le désignent
E
Am
Le disputent à l'exécrable,
G
à l'odieux
Verse 3
Em
C'est la grande pitié
B
de la langue française
C
E
Am
C'est son talon d'Achille
G
et c'est son déshonneur
Em
De n'offrir que des mots
B
entachés de bassesse
C
E
Am
Pour cet incomparable ins
G
trument de bonheur
Verse 4
Em
Alors que tant de fleurs ont
B
C
des noms poétiques
E
Am
Tendre corps féminin,
G
c'est fort malencontreux
Em
Que ta fleur la plus douce
B
C
et la plus érotique
E
Am
Et la plus enivrante
G
en ait de si scabreux
Verse 5
Em
B
C
Mais le pire de tous est un petit vocable
E
Am
G
De trois lettres pas plus familier,
D
G
coutumier
Em
B
C
Il est inexplicable, il est irrévocable
E
Am
Honte à celui-là qui l'em
G
D
G
ploya le premier
Verse 6
Em
B
Honte à celui-là qui par dépit,
C
par gageure
E
Am
Dota de même terme
G
en son fiel venimeux
Em
Ce grand ami de l'homme
B
C
est la cinglante injure
E
Am
Celui-là c'est probable
G
en était un fameux
Verse 7
G
Em
Misogyne à coup sûr,
B
C
asexué sans doute
E
Aux charmes de Vénus,
Am
G
absolument rétif
Em
Était-ce bougre qui toute
B
C
honte bue toute
E
Fit ce rapprochement,
Am
G
d'ailleurs intempestif
Verse 8
Em
La malepeste soit de
B
C
cette homonymie
E
Am
C'est injuste madame et
G
c'est désobligeant
Em
Que ce morceau de roi
B
C
de votre anatomie
E
Am
Porte le même nom
G
qu'une foule de gens
Verse 9
Em
Fasse le ciel qu'un jour
B
C
dans un trait de génie
E
Am
Un poète inspiré que
G
D
G
Pégase soutient
Em
Donne en effaçant d'un coup
B
C
des siècles d'avanie
E
À cette vraie merveille,
Am
G
un joli nom chrétien
Verse 10
Em
En attendant madame,
B
C
il semblerait dommage
E
Am
Et vos adorateurs en
G
D
se raient tous peinés
G
Em
D'aller perdre de vue que
B
C
pour lui rendre hommage
E
Am
Il est d'autre moyen et
G
E
que je les connais
G
D
G
Et que je les connais
Outro 1
G
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