Hey, lay that pistol down, baby,
Mary had a little lamb...
Lay that pistol down, baby,
Mary had this little lamb,
Everyone saw Mary's lamb,
Lay that pistol down, baby,
Now Mary had this little bear,
too, which she was so kind
Everywhere that Mary went,
Lay that pistol down, baby,
Whoooooaaaa! Plink plink plink plink
I used to chase the girls around,
So now I chase the boys around,
I'll lay that pistol down, Babe,
I'll lay that pistol down
I'm gonna lay that pistol
He wears his sister's clothes.
We don't know what to call him.
But we think he's one of those.
Now there was a young man from Sydney
who drank till he ruined his kidney
He drank and drank and shrank and shrank
but he had fun doing it, didn't he? Oh,
lay that pistol down, baby, lay that pistol down
three mice ran up the clock
but the other two managed
Here's a twist on that one.
a mouse ran up the clock,
the clock struck and the Electrical
I'll lay that pistol down, baby,