Cause mom and dad are misers
and stay at Slumpy's place
Heinrich has a penthouse bed
And he wields a big sharp knife
Raking in cash, smoking good hash
Seems like a pretty good life
Look at all the hairy chicks
and their brethren made it possible
To hook people through the phone
They gave us directions to
And permitted me to borrow
Oranienstraße is your pure fucking gas
and the mind -blowing Berlin Wall
a world -class fuck -rock hall
Look at all the hairy chicks
Where do we go to find some kicks?
The drink toy from VAR is
Shrumpf and Herr Schuller drink there
All the girls that you like,
With pierced faces and zero scalp hair
It's like the version of Cheers
where you can knock back some beers
And maybe even do up some coke
They drink all night and day
And nobody really looks broke
This town's so fuckin' sick
Look at all his hairy tits
wouldn't we got ta find some kicks?