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Knock Knock Joke 2 chords by 
Atmosphere
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Verse 1
Dm
"Hello, yes?
(I don't, I'm asking you because
I don't give a give a fuck, uh)
A
Hey, uh, self! Have you seen my girlfriend?
Am
A
(Uh, no, I haven't,
Dm
Mr. Dibbs)
A
How many fuckin' times do I... Hey self,
Am
have you seen my girlfriend, buddy?
A
(No, I haven't Mr. Dibbs)
Haha alright
(Nah, man, I ain't seen her, man,
I ain't seen her in a minute)
Again? You just keep going,
you gotta pick one
(Man, hell no, I ain't seen your girlfriend,
dawg)
F
Hey, uh, so, seen my girlfriend?
F#m
(Nah, nah, on the real Mr. Dibbs,
A
I can't help you)
I'm making this shit up as I go
These are not like voices I've
got laying around
(Yeah)
Hey, uh, self,
you seen my girlfriend?
(Nah, she was gettin' crunk somewhere, I don't,
F
I don't really know
A
F
A
She got carried off by like, the Vander brothers and,
like, I don't know
Dm
Am
A
Am
Just kind of, whole 'nother
A
Am
A
Am
A
F
A
Am
A
Am
shit)"
Verse 2
Am
Hot damn, who's the man,
you don't believe me?
Run and ask your girl who
A
loves her deeply
Am
Played a quick game and gave
her a nickname
And since then,
A
your life ain't been quite the same
Am
Sometimes I act hard but
I'm not that star
I'm just the type that takes it to the
A
Am
head and rips the bed apart
Leave me alone, I'm watching women,
no competition
Life is like a dance, man,
Verse 3
and I got lots of rhythm
Am
A
Am
Come and take a stab at tryna be bad
It don't matter,
Dm
Am
A
Am
Dm
Am
Dm
I'ma still steady have a Betty on my lap
Am
Ready for a nap, well,
let me make them clap
You didn't know a skinny cat
could get down like that
What's taking your woman so
long in the restroom?
She's in the parking lot with me
A
Am
And I'ma have her out her dress soon
A
Am
Don't be mad, she's faithful
But I'm the reason your relationship
is even going stable
Verse 4
Am
She leaves the door unlocked,
so I don't have to knock
Gave me keys to your spot,
A
Am
so I wouldn't have to knock
She says you leave a lot and
she gets lonely and hot
And when you're hard at work,
I'm working hard on your job
She leaves the door unlocked,
so I don't have to knock
Gave me keys to your spot,
so I wouldn't have to knock
She says you leave a lot and
she gets lonely and hot
And when you're hard at work,
I'm working hard on your
Verse 5
(Stop, stop, stop)
Am
"Nah, but I'm sayin',
A
Am
I would come over but
You're the one with the car
I mean, I'll take the bus, I'll take the bus
E
Am
I'm not trippin', but I'm say in'
Am
Yeah, you should just come scoop me up
A
A
Am
I don't know. We'll go kick it, we'll
Am
Am
go get something to eat
E
Mmmm, nah,
Am
I don't really want to eat there
Nah, we'll figure something
out, don't worry about it
Am
How long before you get here? Okay,
word, I'll be ready
Uh, do you mind if we stop up at the
record store for a minute?
Am
So I can step in,
Am
talk to my brother? Word
Hey, by the way, I ain't got no money. How you sittin'
Outro 1
today?"
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