Knock Knock Joke 2

Knock Knock Joke 2 easy guitar chords by Atmosphere

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

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Fret 3

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  • Verse 1
    "Hello, yes? 

    (I don't, 
    I'm asking 
    you because 

    I don't give 
    give a fuck, 
    uh) 

    Hey, 
    uh, 
    self! 
    Have you seen 
    my girlfriend? 

    (Uh, no, I haven't, 

    Mr. 
    Dibbs) 

    How many 
    fuck
    in' 
    times do 
    I... 
    Hey 
    self, 

    have you 
    seen my girlfriend, 
    buddy? 

    (No, I haven't 
    Mr. Dibbs) 

    Haha 
    alright 

    (Nah, man, I 
    ain't seen 
    her, 
    man, 

    I ain't seen 
    her in 
    a minute) 

    Again? You 
    just keep 
    going, 

    you gotta pick 
    one 

    (Man, hell 
    no, I 
    ain't seen 
    your girlfriend, 

    dawg) 

    Hey, uh, 
    so, 
    seen 
    my 
    girlfriend? 

    (Nah, nah, 
    on 
    the real 
    Mr. 
    Dibbs, 

    can
    't help 
    you) 

    I'm 
    making this shit 
    up as 
    I go 

    These are not 
    like voices 
    I've 

    got laying 
    around 

    (Yeah) 

    Hey, uh, self, 

    you seen my 
    girlfriend? 

    (Nah, she was gettin' 
    crunk somewhere, I 
    don't, 

    I don't really 
    know 

    She 
    got carried 
    off by like, 
    the 
    Vander 
    brothers 
    and, 

    like, 
    I don't know 

    Just kind of, 
    whole 'nother 






    shit)" 

    Verse 2
    Hot damn, 
    who's 
    the 
    man, 

    you 
    don't 
    believe 
    me? 

    Run 
    and 
    ask 
    your girl 
    who 

    loves 
    her 
    deeply 

    Played 
    quick 
    game 
    and 
    gave 

    her 
    nickname 

    And since 
    then, 

    your 
    life 
    ain't 
    been 
    quite 
    the 
    same 

    Some
    times 
    act 
    hard 
    but 

    I'm 
    not 
    that 
    star 

    I'm 
    just 
    the 
    type 
    that 
    takes 
    it 
    to 
    the 

    head 
    and 
    rips 
    the 
    bed 
    apart 

    Leave 
    me 
    alone, 
    I'm 
    watching 
    women, 

    no 
    competition 

    Life 
    is 
    like 
    dance, 
    man, 

    Verse 3
    and 
    got 
    lots 
    of 
    rhythm 

    Come 
    and 
    take 
    stab 
    at 
    tryn
    be 
    bad 

    It 
    don't 
    matter, 

    I'ma 
    still 
    steady 
    have 
    Betty 
    on 
    my 
    lap 

    Ready 
    for 
    nap, 
    well, 

    let 
    me 
    make 
    them 
    clap 

    You 
    didn't 
    know 
    skinny 
    cat 

    could 
    get 
    down 
    like 
    that 

    What's 
    taking 
    your 
    woman 
    so 

    long 
    in 
    the 
    restroom? 

    She's in 
    the 
    parking 
    lot 
    with 
    me 

    And 
    I'ma 
    have 
    her 
    out 
    her 
    dress 
    soon 

    Don't 
    be 
    mad, 
    she's 
    faith
    ful 

    But 
    I'm 
    the 
    reason 
    your 
    relationship 

    is 
    even 
    going 
    stable 

    Verse 4
    She 
    leaves 
    the 
    door 
    unlocked, 

    so 
    don't 
    have 
    to 
    knock 

    Gave 
    me 
    keys 
    to 
    your 
    spot, 

    so 
    wouldn't 
    have 
    to 
    knock 

    She 
    says 
    you 
    leave 
    lot 
    and 

    she 
    gets 
    lonely 
    and 
    hot 

    And 
    when 
    you're 
    hard 
    at 
    work, 

    I'm 
    working 
    hard 
    on 
    your 
    job 

    She 
    leaves 
    the 
    door 
    unlocked, 

    so 
    don't 
    have 
    to 
    knock 

    Gave 
    me 
    keys 
    to 
    your 
    spot, 

    so 
    wouldn't 
    have 
    to 
    knock 

    She 
    says 
    you 
    leave 
    lot 
    and 

    she 
    gets 
    lonely 
    and 
    hot 

    And 
    when 
    you're 
    hard 
    at 
    work, 

    I'm 
    working 
    hard 
    on 
    your 

    Verse 5
    (Stop, stop, stop) 


    "Nah, 
    but 
    I'm sayin', 

    would 
    come 
    over 
    but 

    You're 
    the one 
    with the 
    car 

    mean, 
    I'll take 
    the 
    bus, 
    I'll 
    take 
    the 
    bus 

    I'm 
    not trippin', 
    but 
    I'm 
    say
    in' 

    Yeah, 
    you 
    should 
    just 
    come scoop 
    me 
    up 

    don't know. 
    We'll 
    go kick 
    it, we'll 

    go 
    get 
    something 
    to 
    eat 

    Mmmm, nah, 

    don't 
    really 
    want 
    to eat 
    there 

    Nah, 
    we'll 
    figure 
    something 

    out, don't 
    worry 
    about 
    it 

    How 
    long 
    before 
    you get 
    here? 
    Okay, 

    word, 
    I'll 
    be 
    ready 

    Uh, 
    do you 
    mind 
    if we 
    stop 
    up 
    at the 

    record 
    store 
    for a 
    minute? 

    So I 
    can 
    step 
    in, 

    talk 
    to 
    my brother? 
    Word 

    Hey, 
    by 
    the way, 
    ain't got 
    no money. 
    How 
    you 
    sittin' 

    Outro 1
    today?" 










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