Knock Knock Joke 2 chords by
Atmosphere

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Key: C minor•

Verse 1

Fm

Fm

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"Hello, yes?

(I don't, I'm asking you because

I don't give a give a fuck, uh)

C

C

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Hey, uh, self! Have you seen my girlfriend?

Cm

Cm

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C

C

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(Uh, no, I haven't,

Fm

Fm

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Mr. Dibbs)

C

C

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How many fuckin' times do I... Hey self,

Cm

Cm

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have you seen my girlfriend, buddy?

C

C

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(No, I haven't Mr. Dibbs)

Haha alright

(Nah, man, I ain't seen her, man,

I ain't seen her in a minute)

Again? You just keep going,

you gotta pick one

(Man, hell no, I ain't seen your girlfriend,

dawg)

Ab

Ab

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Hey, uh, so, seen my girlfriend?

Am

Am

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(Nah, nah, on the real Mr. Dibbs,

C

C

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I can't help you)

I'm making this shit up as I go

These are not like voices I've

got laying around

(Yeah)

Hey, uh, self,

you seen my girlfriend?

(Nah, she was gettin' crunk somewhere, I don't,

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Ab

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I don't really know

C

C

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Ab

Ab

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C

C

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She got carried off by like, the Vander brothers and,

like, I don't know

Fm

Fm

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Cm

Cm

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C

C

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Cm

Cm

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Just kind of, whole 'nother

C

C

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Cm

Cm

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C

C

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Cm

Cm

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C

C

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Ab

Ab

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C

C

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Cm

Cm

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C

C

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Cm

Cm

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shit)"

Verse 2

Cm

Cm

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Hot damn, who's the man,

you don't believe me?

Run and ask your girl who

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C

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loves her deeply

Cm

Cm

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Played a quick game and gave

her a nickname

And since then,

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C

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your life ain't been quite the same

Cm

Cm

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Sometimes I act hard but

I'm not that star

I'm just the type that takes it to the

C

C

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Cm

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head and rips the bed apart

Leave me alone, I'm watching women,

no competition

Life is like a dance, man,

Verse 3

and I got lots of rhythm

Cm

Cm

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C

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Cm

Cm

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Come and take a stab at tryna be bad

It don't matter,

Fm

Fm

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Cm

Cm

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C

C

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Cm

Cm

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Fm

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Cm

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Fm

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I'ma still steady have a Betty on my lap

Cm

Cm

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Ready for a nap, well,

let me make them clap

You didn't know a skinny cat

could get down like that

What's taking your woman so

long in the restroom?

She's in the parking lot with me

C

C

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Cm

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And I'ma have her out her dress soon

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Don't be mad, she's faithful

But I'm the reason your relationship

is even going stable

Verse 4

Cm

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She leaves the door unlocked,

so I don't have to knock

Gave me keys to your spot,

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Cm

Cm

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so I wouldn't have to knock

She says you leave a lot and

she gets lonely and hot

And when you're hard at work,

I'm working hard on your job

She leaves the door unlocked,

so I don't have to knock

Gave me keys to your spot,

so I wouldn't have to knock

She says you leave a lot and

she gets lonely and hot

And when you're hard at work,

I'm working hard on your

Verse 5

(Stop, stop, stop)

Cm

Cm

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"Nah, but I'm sayin',

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I would come over but

You're the one with the car

I mean, I'll take the bus, I'll take the bus

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Cm

Cm

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I'm not trippin', but I'm say in'

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Cm

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Yeah, you should just come scoop me up

C

C

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Cm

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I don't know. We'll go kick it, we'll

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go get something to eat

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Mmmm, nah,

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I don't really want to eat there

Nah, we'll figure something

out, don't worry about it

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How long before you get here? Okay,

word, I'll be ready

Uh, do you mind if we stop up at the

record store for a minute?

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Cm

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So I can step in,

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talk to my brother? Word

Hey, by the way, I ain't got no money. How you sittin'

Outro 1

today?"

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ChordsFm C Cm Ab Am...

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