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Kidz easy guitar chords by 
Plan B
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Verse 1
Am
Em
Yeah,
This is my time now ya getme?
Am
Fucking cunts!
A'ight, you best listen up yeah! Ay!
Em
I break a bottle
Verse 2
over some bwoy's head,
Stab a broken piece into
Am
the poor cunt's leg,
I leave him in an alleyway screaming
and bleeding to death,
Run away laughin' my head off
Em
as I leave him for dead,
What do I care? 's not like
I'm gonna get caught,
Anyways, killin' ain't a crime
Am
it's a fuckin' blood sport,
An' I'm out to notch up as
many points as possible,
Show all the kids on my estate
Em
that I'm unstoppable,
'Cos in my world,
Am
respect is the only thing that matters,
Em
If I ain't gettin' enough,
someone weak enough
Am
for me to beat is gettin' battered,
His self-esteem's gettin' shattered,
Into tiny little fragments on the
floor and scattered,
Em
Bm
Em
What can I say,
Life ain't fair but I don't care,
'Cos I'm untouchable like Elliot Ness,
Am
So tie a bandana round my
head like Rambo,
Shoot you on your fuckin'
doorstep like Jill Dando.
Verse 3
Em
Pick up an AK and spray,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Am
Fuck a girl and get her pregnant,
underage,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Em
Even when I got dough I
won't pay my way,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Am
Stab a yute in the leg
down an alleyway,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Verse 4
Em
Even when I got cash in
my pocket I ponce,
Am
Have it, all for free, anyfin' that I want,
No I smoke all your weed get
right off ma bonce,
Never repay the favour back,
Bm
not even once,
Em
'Cos I cat,
like a jack on roll that don't,
Need the dough but the
Am
greed takes control,
An' if I go lookin' for a
fass', to harrass,
Just to hear him tell me he's brass',
Em
I'm like "Trust me blood,
you don' wanna make this hard,
Hand over ya money,
Am
ya phone an' ya pokemoncards,
Real fast or else,
I'll go on like smokin' cigarettes,
Bm
Bad for you're health",
Em
Got one, hell of a mean streak,
Causin' beef on the street,
I pray on the weak,
Forever lookin' for fresh meat,
Am
I need to eat,
Keep feedin' my ego,
I'm a control freak,
Verse 5
An' I'm only 14 years old.
Em
Pick up an AK and spray,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Am
Fuck a girl and get her pregnant,
underage,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Em
Even when I got dough I
won't pay my way,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Am
Stab a yute in the leg
down an alleyway,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Verse 6
Em
In the eyes of the law,
I'm not old enough to have sex,
My balls ain't even dropped yet,
Am
an' I've had skets,
Lyin' on they backs, flat on the floor,
Em
Virgin pussy gettin' fucked till it's raw,
Bm
Em
I go, out on the chirps,
lookin' for birds,
Some dumb young bitch to fuck,
Am
so hard it hurts,
An' what's worse,
is that I do it bareback,
'Cos when I put a condom on
Bm
Em
there's bare slack,
Nah my dick ain't big enough for that,
So I just stick my ding-a-ling inside inside
Am
inside her snatch and that's that,
If I see somethin' I want, I'll take it,
Bm
Girl won't give it up, then I'll rape it,
Em
Break it,
Impenetrate it,
Am
I'm gonna make it happen, impregnate it,
If she has a yute I'll act
like it ain't mine,
Make her have an abortion
for the eighth time.
Verse 7
Em
Pick up an AK and spray,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Am
Fuck a girl and get her pregnant,
underage,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Em
Even when I got dough I
won't pay my way,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Am
Stab a yute in the leg
down an alleyway,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Verse 8
Em
There's a gangster called Bonehead,
who runs tings round my area,
Shit he's involved
Am
in couldn't get any hairier,
If you're on his hitlist, he'll find you
no matter where you are,
Fuckin' with him's worse
Bm
than catchin malaria,
Em
He's the most notorious drug
dealer on my estate,
Sells copious amounts of heroin
Am
and crack cocaine,
Double cross him and
you'll feel the pain,
Does more dissappearin' acts
Em
on street than David Blaine,
An' I wanna be just like him,
Ridin' in a blacked out
bimmer with alloy rims,
Am
Doin' drivebys, Firin',
Bm
An AK47 out the window an' ting,
Em
See that kinda shit impresses me,
'Cos I got, an ignorant mentality,
Am
The way I see, is the way to be,
So arrogant,
nothin' will ever get through to me,
Em
Pick
Verse 9
up an AK and spray,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Am
Fuck a girl and get her pregnant,
underage,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Em
Even when I got dough I
won't pay my way,
That's the mentality of kids today,
Am
Stab a yute in the leg down an alleyway,
Bwoy, that's the way it is today,
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