Kerching! chords by Jeff Kristian
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Verse 1
Ka -ch (A minor) ing! Fa (F major) -la -la -la (A minor) -la -la -la! (G minor) (C major) (G minor) (G major) (C major)
(A minor) (D major) (A minor)
(D major) (G minor) (C major) (G minor) (G major)
(C major) (A minor) (D major) (A minor)
(D major)
Cat's (G minor) little (A minor) liners (G major) and
(C major) bin bags with tie tugs
Blue (G major) roll (A minor) that's scented (G major) like
(C major) roses and snowdrops
(A minor) Blue green lasagna, a (D major) spray
Mr. Tanzia
Or (A minor) ange bananas blown
(D major) in from Estania
Twenty (G minor) -five (A minor) cheeses,
(G minor) (G major) a (C major) mask for your sneezes
A (G major) bag to (A minor) store leftover
(G major) food (C major) as it freezes
Slip (A minor) pers that polish the
(D major) floor as you're walking
On (A minor) line tomatoes that
still (D major) have their stalk in
My (B minor) nucle (D major) ative industry
(E major) is mass production
Like a (D major) big experiment in
(E major) growth induction
Show (A minor) ing us things we (D major) never
knew they existed
Selling (A minor) (D major) us thing (A minor) s we (D major) didn't
know that we needed
(B minor) Congress (D major) ive marketing (E major) for
world domination
Brightly (D major) coloured shelves
full (E major) of every creation
Make (A minor) us spend more (C major)
than (D major) we've earned
When we shop,
and (A minor) fret like an extendable mop (D major)
In (G minor) , out, in (G major) , (C major) out
In (G minor) , out, (G major) in, (C major) out (A minor) (D major) (A minor) (D major)
Wet (G minor) or (A minor) dry dog din (G major) ner
Plastic (C major) nose hair trimmer
(G major) Paint for (A minor) your scalp to (G major) disguise
(C major) when your hair's thinner
(A minor) Lather emollients, papaya (D major) exfo (A minor) liant
(D major) A (A minor) box for nail clippings
and (D major) flimsoil deodorant (A minor)
(D major) Dirty, (G minor) (A minor) fat, (G major) strap -on,
skunk (C major) and chew and tampon
Lub (G major) ric (A minor) ant, stimulants, (G major)
(C major) latex -free condom
A (A minor) frivolent contraption for
(D major) shaving your beaver
A (A minor) vacuum, tell you,
smells like (D major) Justin Bieber (A minor)
(D major) Manipu (B minor) lative (D major) industry
(E major) of mass production
Like a (D major) big experiment (E major) in
group induction
Show (A minor) ing us the things
we (D major) never knew they existed
Selling (A minor) (D major) us thing (A minor) s we didn't
(D major) know that we needed
(B minor) Procreat (D major) ive marketing (E major) for
world domination
Brightly coloured shelves (D major)
full (E major) of every creation
It (A minor) has been more (C major) than (D major) we
own when we shop
On (A minor) sheets like an extendable mop (D major)
In (G minor) , out (G major) , in, out (D major)
In (G major) , out, (C major) in, out (G major) (D major) (G major)
You
(G major)
Kerching!
Jeff Kristian
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