When I was fifteen and long and lean
And just like that grass boy
Delivering roses in Washington D .C.
Going off to college so I had to save up
But de livering roses really sucks
Sweating all summer in a slimy tux
But at least I made a couple
a half an hour round trip
And college kids, man, they don't tip
And so I quit, and it was their loss
Cause I was the only driver,
not stealing from the boss
And siphoning gas from stu
the telephone switchboard,
when a caller would ask for Philippe de Montebello,
I'd transfer to my apartment
where an unsuspecting fellow,
my roommate Stuart, so sound asleep,
But answer the phone when he
And pretty quick they'd realize
And one day Billy Joel walks in
I take a long, long look at him
A dignified, old music man
And that's when I devised
When the spotlight shines
an d the people all cheer
An d the pretty girls flock from
To touch my hands an d hear my songs
And buy my t -shirts and sing along
God damn, this sure beats