She's a beautiful force of nature,
a princess of fire and ice
Julia never takes prisoners,
and I'm the man paying the price
In the light of a flickering candle,
I played my cards like a hustler
In the warmth of a French cabernet
We're all pirates looking for treasure
in our own Gulliver's tale
Julia, somehow you're different,
you keep rigging my sails
Now I'm looking for answers
to questions that I've never had
So why is it all so confusing?
Julia, you're driving me mad
I'd give all the bricks and the boxes
I've only been home a fortnight
And I'm feelin' that travel jolt
Now I'm a poor man's magellan
Let the starlight be my guide
Julia's stolen my compass,
she's the moon that's pulling my tide
Julia, Julia, why do I care?