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Jesus Hates Faggots chords by 
John GrantMidlake
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Verse 1
Am
I've felt uncomfortable
E
since the day that I was born
F
C
Since the day I glimpsed the black
E
abyss in your eyes
Am
There's no way you could make
E
all of this shit up on your own
F
It could only come from the
C
E
mastermind of lies
Verse 2
Am
E
Am
E
I
F
C
E
Am
can't believe
G#
G
E
that I've considered taking my own life
F
C
Cos I believed the lies about
E
me were the truth
Am
G#
It will be magic to watch your transformation
G
E
when you realize that you've been had
F
C
It's enough to make a guy
E
like me feel sad
Verse 3
C
Cos you tell me that
Jesus, he hates fruit loops, son,
We told you that when you were young
G
Or pretty much anything you want him to
Like sitcoms, pedophiles and kangaroos
C
Morons who cut in line
Three- bean salad and
parking fines
G
And when we win this war on society
I hope your blind eyes will be
C
opened and you'll see
Verse 4
Am
G#
G
The arrogance it takes to walk around
E
in the world the way you do
F
C
E
It turns my brain to jelly every time
Am
G#
The rage and fear I'm feeling have
G
E
begun to make me sick
F
And I think that I might be
C
E
about to commit a crime
Verse 5
C
And you tell me that
Jesus, he hates homos son
F
We told you that when you were young
G
Or pretty much anything you want him to
Like coco puffs, red cars and Jews
C
Postal clerks who waste your time
Weight loss shakes,
and the local news
G
And when we win the war on society
Interlude 1
I hope your blind eyes will be opened and you'll see
C
Am
G
Am
E
F
C
E
Am
G
E
F
C
E
Verse 6
C
'Cause Jesus,
He hates faggots, son
We told you that when you were young
G
Or pretty much anyone you want him to
C
Like niggers, spicks, redskins and kikes
Men who cannot tame their wives
Weaklings, cowards,
and bull dikes,
G
And when we win the war
on society
I hope your blind eyes will
C
be opened and you'll see
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