Jerry Springer (Live In The USA 31.10.00) chords by Beerzone
Verse 1
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It's been one week since we
got to see
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Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
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Five days since they had the show
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With the hermaphrodite, the slut,
and the crack hoe
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Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned
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as one but was a shemale
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Yesterday, it occurred to me
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That I've been watchin' a bit too much
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Jerry
Springer
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Holy cow, did you see it last week?
Well, I had this one freak
Who sucker -punched his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl became
a total free -for -all
And
Jerry's in the middle tryin'
to be the referee?
Hey, see the stripper with the implants?
She likes to lap dance and date the
boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes
Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest,
cause it's a trailer trash brother
If a maniac is back in crack,
it's like when animals attack
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit him in the nose, tear off their clothes,
step on their toes
That's how it goes, they get so violent,
they have to sign a waiver
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They're always throwing curse and kicking,
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but in point and blame
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On the air, they don't care,
they got no shame
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There was one guy who I'm
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sure felt a little strange
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When he found out that his
wife had a sex change
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They have a tendency to
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scream and yell constantly
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They have a history of
ripping off their shirts
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It's been one week
since they had the fight
With the
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Siamese twins and the transvestite
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Five days since that awful brawl
They still haven't got
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the blood off the wall
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It's been three days since the bitter feud
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Between the
KKK and that gay
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Jewish black dude
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Yesterday, it finally dawned on me
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I'm spending way too much
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time on that cherry spring
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Baby, I've been sleeping
with your sister
Which one?
All of them
Well, I've been sleeping
with your best friend
Jake
Yeah?
Well, me too!
And I've been sleeping with your dog
Woofie
Woofie, you bitch!
Well, I'm also sleeping
with your pet goat!
Well, that goat doesn't love you!
Once you start watching,
there's just no stopping
Your brain shuts down, then your
IQ's dropping
Jerry's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation,
he puts us in his syndication
It's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck, don't wanna stir,
but you gotta look away
Like
Sally,
Jesse, he does talk shows
But with more weirdos,
their ratings jump higher every day
If you've seen the show,
well then you know it's just as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're
lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly goose comes
in the room and then it's
Boom in the face of some
unsuspecting drag queen
Well, it's the kind of show where
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people scream obscenities
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Yankin' hair,
throwin' chairs at their hubbies
Em
Jerry,
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Jerry, now the crowd starts
their favorite chant
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Should I turn off my
TV? I just can't
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I have a tendency to watch it religiously
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I have a history of taping each one
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It's been one week since the
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show about
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Psycho killers with problems,
they should work out
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Five days since the big surprise
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When some loser's wife said that she's
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still datin' twenty guys
Three days since the interview
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A bunch of sucky porn
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star mages who are all new
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Yesterday, it occurred to me
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That I've been watchin' a bit too much
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Jerry
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Springer
Kinda wasting my time on that
Jerry
Springer I got way too
much wives to watch
Jerry
Springer
Come over here and pull on my finger
Jerry Springer (Live In The USA 31.10.00)
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