Jerk-Off chords by Tool

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Verse 1

Used to be a bunch of assholes

That lived in this part of the building here

But we systematically removed them

Interlude 1

Like you would any kind of termite or roach

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Verse 2
E5 
Em 
E5 
Someone told me once
Em 
That there's a right an
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d   wrong
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E5 
Punishment was sure
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Em 
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Am 
For those who dare to  cross the line
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Am 
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But it must not be  true
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Am 
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D5 
For jerk- offs just like you
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C 
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C 
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Maybe it takes longer to
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catch a total asshole
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C 
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C 
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But
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C 
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I'm tired of waiting
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E5 

Interlude 2

Verse 3
E5 
Someone told me once
Em 
That there's a right and
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F 
wrong
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Em 
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Em 
E5 
Punishment was sure
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Am 
For those who dare to cross the line
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But it must not be  true
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D5 
For jerk- offs just like you
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C 
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C 
Maybe it's just bullshit,
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C 
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I should play God
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C 
Am 
D5 
And shoot you my
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self
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C 
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C 
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Am 
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Tired of waiting,
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oh

Interlude 3

Eb5

Verse 4
G5 
Consequences dictate
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Our course of action
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Am 
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G5 
And   it doesn't
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matter what's right
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It's only wrong if you get caught
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If consequences dictate
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My course of action, I should
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I should play God and just
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Shoot you myself
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C 
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Am 
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Am 
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C 
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Dm 
Tired of
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C 
waiting

Interlude 4

Verse 5
D5 
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Am 
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Am 
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Am 
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C 
Am 
Die, die
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Am 
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C 
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D5 
Shoot it, kick it,
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D5 
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fuck it
D5 
Shoot you in your fucking head