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Take
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it  one day at a time,
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just like Aaron Romano,
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you throw a long pass like
Vince Ferragamo
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You caught up in the crossfire,
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don't know what to do,
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you got more gum than your
mouth can chew
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So  you take your time out
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and go talk to the coach,
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it'll be common sense,
that's all she wrote
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You see I'm clearing
up your mind
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cause your mind is kinda foggy,
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I'm kicking hard knowledge
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like my man Mr. Miy agi
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I'm comin' like the funk
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comin' from your gym locker
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Kickin' hard lyrics like if
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I was playin' soccer
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Fillin' up your mind just like an educator
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And if I didn't do it,
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now you know I'd do it later
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Cause I'm always flowin'
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like a river of silk
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Just as smooth and just as
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creamy as milk
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I'm sweeter than the ice cold strawberry
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Comin' from the picture
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that your mom just made
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And like a meat inspector,
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take your rhymes then I'll stamp it
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And say, he'll argue like my man Jed Clampett
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You're jammin' CBT with
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my titanium lyrics
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The apropos knowledge,
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first I speak it, then you hear it
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I might raise the roof,
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but you know I'm not a fiddler
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With lyrical gymnastics
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like some riddles from the Riddler
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A is for Apple, and J   is for Jack
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And any fool you know
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that steppin' up is gettin' cracked
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Just like your mom's fire
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crystal at a party
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Servin' punch to your gas
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pipe with Bacardi
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The suckers get rocked
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like Nirvana playin' grunge
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What's the sucker in his grill?
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He tastes an SD plunge
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Like a scout who does his duty,
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keepin' fangs in line
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Melodic and symbolic like
a nursery rhyme
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I got more rhymes than leaves on ivy
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I step into the party
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and I'll always make it lively
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McGilla, gorilla, rock from here to Manila
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You start to break a sweat
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and then you have a sarsaparilla
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You want a foreign car,
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so you're goin' by a Honda
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You're drivin' on a road
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with more curves than Bridget Fonda
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Sittin' on a horse,
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then you're ridin' the Rodeo
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I got more rhymes than
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safe by Joe Papaleo
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You put me in the water,
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take out the stains like ERA
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You put me on a stage
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and I rock like Pantera
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I'm unsung like helmet,
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as if you couldn't tell it
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You try to bust a rhyme at home,
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boy, you couldn't sell it
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I got a crop of rhymes
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out in my sound garden
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Put you in a rusty cage
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and you're screaming for the wood
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You're hanging on the corner
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like as if you was a hooker
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Coming from the top rope
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like su per fly snooker
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In a midlife crisis
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just like Mike Patton
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Knock the ball out of the park
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like Juan Gonzalez when he's batting
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I drive a decent car,
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the Dukes of Hazzard drive a clunker
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Stifle, eat a stifle,
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word to Archie Bonker
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I play a game of poker
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then I'm taking home my winnings
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I keep you all updated
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like if I was Peter Jennings
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I'm hipper, I'm hyper,
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like Roddy, Roddy Piper
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I come and save the day
like my name was Ted Stryker
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I'm rolling through the hood,
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rolling in my ride
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You all see me coming
and you're running high
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You're running, you're screaming,
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the headlights beaming
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And it's a high price to pay,
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like I said, you buy from Neiman.
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