I mean, I've seen the world,
that would quite astound you
I'm not a fool, I went to school
I've been from Liverpool to Istanbul
that I'm sharper than a knife
But I've never seen anything like it
It's a fresh meat pollute, is it?
Well, I've never seen anything like it
I've never seen anything like it
I've never seen anything like it
that would quieten thrall you.
I know me job, please in the mob,
I give them what they want
for just two bob, just two bob.
Well that's my job but this is so fantastic
I can't wait to tell the wife. Girty
you've never seen anything like it
You've never seen anything like it,
I've never seen anything like it.
Anything like it in your life
I've seen the Coliseum in Rome
I've made the biggest blun
Cause I've never seen anything quite
I'm down to earth. I'll tell you straight.
that would fascinate you.
I know the trade. I know the tricks.
I once bought an elephant
for 2 .06, 2 .06, taught him tricks,
but before you push me, pull you,
I'd pay 3, 4, 5! Cos I've
never seen anything like it,
Oh, I've never seen anything like it,
never seen anything like it,
I've never seen anything like it