Ironic chords by Bo Burnham
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Intro 1
(D major)
Verse 1
My (D major) dog's stomach (G major) was (D major) very up (A major) set,
so I (D major) put him in the car (G major) and we (A major) went to the vet
And (D major) on our way to (G major) the vet,
(A major) I (D major) killed a cat (A major)
(D major) And I said, isn't that ironic? (A major) (D major)
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Verse 2
I adopted a (G major) child from (D major) over (A major) seas to (D major) rescue
it from (G major) child labor (A major) factories
And On his (D major) very first birth (G major) day (A major) we went to
build a bear (D major) workshop (A major) (D major) (A major) (D major)
Isn't that I- R- O- N- I- (G major) C- I-
N- (D major) O- R- I- R- O- (A major) N- I- C
(D major) A water park has burned (G major) to the ground
and (D major) tow truck has (A major) broken down
I (D major) always use to cry (G major) when I laugh
But (A major) then I was raped by
a clown (D major) (G major) (D major) (A major)
Isn't (D major) this ironic? (A major) (D major)
Verse 3
I was (D major) watching Al (G major) Gore on (D major) (A major) CNN,
He was (D major) talking, and talking, (G major) and talk (A major) ing,
And then (D major) out of bore (G major) dom my (A major) pet
polar bear (D major) shot him (A major) self (D major)
Isn't that ironic?
Verse 4
I dated an animal (G major) rights (D major) (A major) activist and
(D major) one day she got (G major) really (A major) pissed
(D major) I was eating (G major) veal (A major) that was wrapped
(D major) in PETA bread (A major) (D major) (A major) (D major)
Isn't that I- R- O- N- I- (G major) C- I- N-
O- (D major) R- I- R- O- (A major) N- I- C (D major) (A major)
Verse 5
I'm (D major) a stand up com (G major) ic and I
al (D major) ways sit and slouch (A major)
And I (D major) got my girlfriend preg (G major) nant on
my sterile (A major) uncles pull (B major) out couch
Isn't (D major) (E major) that I- R- (A major) O- N- I- (E major) C- (A major) I-
N- O- (E major) R- I- R- (B major) O- N- I- C
Yeah if every (E major) day you played
the board game (A major) Risk
You'd (E major) probably never
taken (B major) a risk in your life
(E major) And Monopoly (A major) has far from a (B major) strangle
hold in the board game market
A (E major) little kid died from (A major) suffocation when he
(B major) choked on a game piece from operation
(E major) And I can't grow a beard, (A major) (B major) that one's not Ironic,
that one's just sad (E major)
(A major) (C sharp minor) (B major) (E major)
Verse 6
Bob Bark (A major) er got all of my (B major) pets
pregnant (A major) (E major)
(A major) (C sharp minor) (B major)
Verse 7
My (E major) grand (A major) pa had (E major) (B major) Alzheimer's and
(E major) one (A major) day we were (B major)
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Ironic
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