Ironic chords by 
Alanis MorissetteAlanis Morissette 
Key: B major•
Verse 1
E
Hey, I, I
G#m
B
Yeah, ah, ah
E
Yeah, I
Verse 2
F#
B
F#
G#m
An old man turned ninety- eight
F#
B
He won the lottery and
F#
G#m
died the next day
F#
B
F#
It's a black fly in your
G#m
Chardonnay
F#
B
It's a death row par don
F#
G#m
two minutes too late
F#
B
F#
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
G#m
It's like rain
Verse 3
F#
B
F#
on your wedding day
G#m
F#
B
It's a free ride
F#
when you've already paid
G#m
F#
B
It's the good ad vice
F#
G#m
that you just didn't take
A
E
F#
And who would've thought? It figures
Verse 4
F#
B
F#
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
G#m
F#
B
He packed his suitcase
F#
and kissed his kids goodbye
G#m
F#
B
He waited his whole damn life
F#
G#m
to take that flight
F#
B
And as the plane crashed down,
he thought
F#
G#m
"Well, isn't this nice"
F#
B
F#
And isn't it iron ic, don't you think?
G#m
It's like rain
Verse 5
F#
B
F#
on your wedding day
G#m
F#
B
It's a free ride
F#
when you've already paid
G#m
F#
B
It's the good ad vice
F#
G#m
that you just didn't take
A
E
F#
And who would've thought? It fig ures
Verse 6
E
Well, life has a funny way
B
Of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay
E
B
And everything's going right
E
And life has a funny way
Of helping you out
B
When you think everything's gone wrong
E
And everything blows up
B
F#
B
in your face
Verse 7
F#
B
F#
A traffic jam when you're already late
G#m
F#
B
A "no smoking" sign on
F#
your ci garette break
G#m
F#
B
It's like ten thousand spoon
F#
G#m
s when all you need is a knife
F#
B
It's meeting the man of my dream s
F#
And then meeting his
G#m
beautiful wife
F#
B
F#
And isn't it iron ic, don't you think?
G#m
F#
A little too ironic,
B
F#
and yeah I really do think
G#m
It's like rain
Verse 8
F#
B
F#
on your wedding day
G#m
F#
B
It's a free ride
F#
when you've already paid
G#m
F#
B
It's the good ad vice
F#
G#m
that you just didn't take
A
E
And who would've thought? It figures
Verse 9
F#
E
B
E
An d yeah, well, life has a funny way
B
Of sneaking up on you
E
B
And life has a funny, funny way
E
Of helping you out
C#m
Helping you out
E
TunerE A D G B E
ChordsE G#m B F# A...
E
G#m
B
F#
A
C#m
Capo: 4
Transpose: 0
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