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Insane easy guitar chords by Eminem
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Tuning
E A D G B E
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Verse 1
I was
born
with
a
dick
in my brain,
yeah,
fucked
in
the head
My stepfather
said
that I
sucked
in
the
bed
'Til one
night
he snuck
in
and said
"We're going
out
back,
I want
my dick
sucked
in
the shed"
Can't
we just
play
with Teddy
Ruxpin instead?
"After
I fuck
you in
the butt,
get some
head
Bust
a nut,
get
some rest"
The next
day,
my mother
said
"I
don't know
what
the fuck's up
with
this kid
The
bastard
won't
even
eat
nothing
he's
fed
He just
hung
himself
in
the bedroom,
he's
dead"
"Debbie,
don't
let
that fucker
get
you
up
set
Go
in there,
stick
a fuckin'
cigar
ette
to his
neck
I bet
you
he's fakin'
it,
I bet
you
I bet
he probably
just
wants
to see
how
upset
you
would
get
I'll
go handle
this
,of course,
unless
you
ob
ject"
"Ah,
go fuck
his brains
out,
if
any's left
in
his head"
Verse 2
If
you could
count
the skeletons
in
my
closet
Under
my bed
and up
under
my
faucet
Then you
would know
I've completely
lost
it
Is he
nuts?
No,
he's insane
Verse 3
If
you could count
the skeletons
in
my
closet
Under
my bed
and up
under
my
faucet
Then you
would know
I've
completely
lost
it
Is he
nuts?
No,
he's in
sane
"Did you get
him?" Nah,
fucker
tried
to bite
my
face
off
Verse 4
I just
got
fuckin'
chased
off
with
a
chainsaw
Then
he took
the
chainsaw,
bit the
fuckin'
blades
off
Ate the
blades,
stuck
a base
ball
in a
slingshot
Then he
aimed
at
his own
face,
let
the thing
pop
Took
his eye
out,
picked
it up
and played
ping
pong
Then
he played
ping
pong
with
his own
ding-dong
That
motherfucker's
got
nuts
like
King
Kong
Then
he set
the lawn
mower
out
on
the dang
lawn
And
he laid
all
up underneath
it with
the thing
on
Then
he took his
pants,
he took
every
fuckin'
thing
off
Everything,
except
his tank
top
and his
training
bra
Ain't
he raw?
Yeah
maniac,
that's
Shady,
dog
Man,
that
motherfucker's gangsta,
ain't
he, dog?
Shady,
dog,
what
be going
through that
fuckin'
brain
of yours?
Say
no more,
what the
fuck
you
waitin'
for?
Sing
along
Verse 5
If you could
count
the skeletons
in
my
closet
Under
my bed
and up
under
my
faucet
Then you
would know
I've
completely
lost
it
Is he
nuts?
No,
he's insane
Verse 6
If
you could count
the skeletons
in
my
closet
Under
my bed
and up
under
my
faucet
Then you
would know
I've
completely
lost
it
Is he
nuts?
No,
he's in
sane
Verse 7
Don't you
know
what felch means?
(Yeah), well, then
tell
me
Would
you rather
get
felched or
do the
felching?
Fuck him in
the ass,
suck
the
cum
out while you're
belching
Burp,
belch,
then go
back
for a
second
helping
Can
you dig
what I'm
sayin',
man?
Can you
smell
me?
I want
you
to feel
me like
my stepfather
felt
me
Fuck
a little
puppy,
kick
the puppy
while
he's yelping
"Shady,
what
the fuck
you saying?"
I
don't know,
help
me
What
the
fuck's happening?
I think
I'm fucking
melting
"Marshall,
I
just love
you, boy,
I care
about
your well-being"
No,
No,
Dad,
I said
no,
I
don't need
no help
peeing
I'm
a big
boy,
I can
do
it by myself,
see
I only
get
naked
when
the babysitter
tells
me
She showed
me
a
movie
like
"Nightmare
on Elm
Street"
But it
was X,
and
they called
it "Pubic
Hair
on
Chelsea"
"Well, this
is called
ass
rape,
and we're shooting
the jail
scene"
Verse 8
If you could
count
the skeletons
in
my
closet
Under my
bed
and up
under
my
faucet
Then you
would know
I've completely
lost
it
Is he
nuts?
No,
he's in
sane
Verse 9
If you could count
the skeletons
in
my
closet
Under
my bed
and up
under
my
faucet
Then you
would know
I've completely
lost
it
Is he
nuts?
No,
he's in
sane
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