I'm one of the smart ones,
You won't find me in one of them
Commandin' an army of brats,
Some grimy ol' ring in her tub, but not me
Whenever the dinner is through,
with mountains of dishes to do, not me!
Lay down with the dog and
you'll get up with the flea!
Pick out a brave with wampum,
Only a brave with wampum buys
Oh, lovin' is like a horse race,
you'll have a valued hide
If you remain a filly, only winners can ride
Well, daddy, I learned my lesson, ha!
Daddy, I'm gonna make you proud
I'm one of the smart ones
God damn some boozy old slob
Who's chronically out of a job
Uncapping a bottle of beer
Havin' havin' on top of the town
My emerald's weighin' me down
There goes baby, a she -flyer