I'll take you to the picture
show and babe I'll hold your hand
I'll sit up in your parlor let
you cool me with your fan
I'll listen to your troubles and
But get that marrying out of your head
I'll be a bachelor till I die
I done my honky tonkin' round
But somehow I can't understand
how one and one makes one
I like to cuddle near you and listen to you lie
But get that marrying out of your head
I'll be a bachelor till I die
Now if you want a help mate you're
just wasting lots of time
Cause I'm afraid of church bells how
they scare me when they chime
I've seen those married people
So keep that marrying out of your head
I'll be a bachelor till I die
This freedom's mighty precious
I've seen what matrimony's done
I don't mind keeping comp'ny
But keep that marrying out of your
head I'll be a bachelor till I die