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Il Ne Se Passe Jamais Rien chords by 
François Deguelt
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Verse 1
G
C
D
G
IL NE SE PASSE JAMAIS RIEN
Verse 2
Em
Parlé : vous avez eu raison, Monsieur de ve
C
nir en vacances dans le coin
Parce qu’ici, vous voyez on est bien,
D
Bbaug
G
on est détendu
Verse 3
Bm
C
Am
D
Il ne se passe jamais rien
Bm
Em
Dans ce petit pays perdu
C
D
Les retraités s’y trouvent bien
G
Et les voitures n’y passent plus
Am
D
On vit sa vie sous les platanes
Bm
Em
Et tout les jeunes gens s’ennuient
C
D
Parce que le Juke-box est en panne
Et que le bruit est interdit
G
Verse 4
Am
D
Il ne se passe pas grand-chose
Bm
Em
La femme de tintin s’ennuie
C
D
Mais elle est encore fraîche et rose
Bm
G
Et pas sauvage à ce qu’on dit
Am
Et l’on s’embarque pour Cythère
D
Dans un petit pointu joli
Bm
Em
Qui s’éloigne un peu
C
D
de la terre
G
« Tu m’as pas vu, tu m’as pas pris ! »
Am
Il ne se passe jamais rien
Verse 5
D
Bm
Em
Au paradis de la belotte
C
De temps en temps le pharmacien
D
G
Trompe l’ennui avec charlotte
Am
D
Charlotte c’est la mauvaise vie
Bm
Charlotte c’est la mauvaise herbe
Em
C
Quand on en parle c’est qu’on a envie
D
On qu’on s’en fâche
G
ou qu’on s’embête
Verse 6
Am
Elle tisse sa mélancolie
D
Bm
Em
Dans sa jolie prison de roses
C
Où sa jeunesse se languit
D
G
Derrière ses fenêtres closes
Et vous Monsieur le Parisien
Am
Verse 7
D
Parlé : qu’est ce que
Bm
Em
vous faites sans son jardin ?
C
Je vous au vu l’autre matin
D
Il était bien dans les cinq heures
G
On se lève de bonne heure à Paris je trouve !
Am
Et vous n’étiez pas, précisément
D
Bm
En train de cueillir les ro ses
Em
Enfin moi vous savez, ce que je vous en dis
Ça ne me regarde pas
C
D
Et de toute façon ici, Monsieur,
G
Il ne se passe jamais rien
Outro 1
Jamais rien
D
Em
Am
D
Bm
Em
C
D
G
Am
D
Bm
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