If You Try To Save This Marriage Again (I'll Kill You) chords by Tim Wilson
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Intro 1
(A major) (D major) (A major) (D major)
Verse 1
There's (D major) eleven
of us in a Jim Walter home
Ain't (G major) got your genes and
my chromosomes
But these (D major) young 'uns
are about to drive me out of my (A major) skull
They've (D major) lost their minds
and you've lost your looks
You think (G major) I've slept with
the telephone book
But to (D major) tell you the truth
I'm only halfway through the (A major) queues
And if you try to (D major) say this marriage (A major) again,
I'll kill (D major) you
You're louder than an Alport Evinrude
You (G major) got us livin' on Little
League food
You're (D major) cookin' corn dogs
for a thirty -five -year -old man (A major)
And you've been (D major) layin' around
like I'm a nurse's aide
All (G major) the draw checks from Medicaid
You laid (D major) on the sofa
till your butt turned black and blue (A major)
And if you try to (D major) save this marriage (A major) again,
I'll kill (D major) you
Hon (G major) ey, call your lawyer,
get him on the phone
Y (D major) 'all can split everything that I own
Divor (A major) ce is rough and there's hell to pay
But we don't own anything anyway
Since you turned (D major) me into
the eternal revenue
(G major) And if you try to (D major) say
best marriage (A major) again
I'll (D major) you (A major) (G major) (D major) (G major)
(A major)
Sing it to her, (G major) (D major) (A major)
Honey, (G major) call your lawyer,
tell him everything
Man, (D major) that fat lady sure could sing
Take (A major) the darn house and
I wish you luck
There's a hooter girl waitin'
in the pickup truck
About a (D major) 38D and about a 38IQ (G major)
And if you try to (D major) say best marriage (A major) again,
I'll kill (D major) you
If you try to say best marriage (A major) again,
I'll kill (D major) you
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If You Try To Save This Marriage Again (I'll Kill You)
Tim Wilson
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