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If Not You chords by
Dennis Locorriere
Dennis Locorriere
Dr. Hook
Dr. Hook
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Key: D major•
Verse 1
D
D

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Who's gonna water my plants?
Em
Em

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A
A

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Who's gonna patch my pants?
D
D

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And who's gonna give me
G
G

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A
A

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the chance to feel brand new?
D
D

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Who's gonna iron my shirts?
Em
Em

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A
A

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And who's gonna kiss where it hurts?
D
D

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And who needs a man
G
G

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A
A

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G
G

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when he flirts the way I do?

A
A

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D
D

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Bm
Bm
2

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Ooh, if not you
G
G

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A
A

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D
D

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Ooh, if not you,
Em
Em

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A
A

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D
D

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who's

gonna

wake me on time,
Em
Em

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A
A

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whose smiles say I look fine,
D
D

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and who's gonna
G
G

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Who's stay on my mind
A
A

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the whole day through?
D
D

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Who's gonna see that I'm fed?
Em
Em

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A
A

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And who's gonna want me in bed?
D
D

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But who'll watch TV instead?
G
G

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A
A

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G
G

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Because I do
A
A

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D
D

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Bm
Bm
2

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G
G

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Ooh, if not you
A
A

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D
D

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Ooh, if not you

Tell me
G
G

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A
A

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D
D

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Bm
Bm
2

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Ooh. Oo h. Ooh.
G
G

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A
A

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D
D

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Ooh. If not you.
Interlude 1
G
G

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D
D

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Verse 2

If you yell more after every song,

it's going to seem like

I did a really long show.

He came back 20 -30 times,

is what you'll remember.

Well, you know,

I'm hearing now,

see how rude of me, I mean, I know where I am,

so I know that you guys probably want to sing.

And I'm singing,

and you know, I know now

people are sitting out there,

see now I'm starting to suss it out here,


people are sitting out there

thinking, I want to sing,

I don't know these songs.

And I just sang one, you know,

I just sang one that you knew,

and people are, whooo.

So now I'm thinking, okay, all right.

Now that doesn't mean that you have to,
D
D

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what's that?
D
D

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Okay. I'll take that on

board as they say.

No, you know, I mean,

just because I'm not rushing right into it doesn't mean,

no, you know, it doesn't mean I'm ignoring it.

I'm thinking about it.

You had a very nice voice

and I'm thinking about it a lot. Okay. This is a song that if you want to

sing, and please, I have to tell you this, if you want to sing, I would be thrilled.

If you don't wanna sing, it's okay.

I mean, you paid to get in,

you don't have to work.

I know, no, people put on their

good clothes.

I mean, it's Monday night.

You know, you're already using one set of clothes more than you
D
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need to get to Friday just to come here tonight, you know?

You get your shit all laid out,


and you go, okay, I got this.

Like, oh no, I gotta go see him

on Monday night.

I gotta wear this.

So if you don't wanna, you know,

if you have to wear it again tomorrow,


you might not wanna sweat in it.

So in which case, don't sing.

But if you don't care,

and you're like me,

and you've already broken a sweat,

you might want to sing.

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Chords

  • D

  • Em

  • A

  • G

  • Bm

    2

Capo: No capo

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of If Not You by Dennis Locorriere, Dr. Hook is D major.

The primary chords used in If Not You are D, Em, A, G, Bm.

No capo is required for this song.

Yes, this version uses open chords like D, Em, A, G, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of If Not You is approximately 87 beats per minute.

You can easily change the key of If Not You using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

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