Key: D major
Verse 1
D
Who's gonna water my plants?
Em
A
Who's gonna patch my pants?
G
A
the chance to feel brand new?
Em
A
And who's gonna kiss where it hurts?
G
A
G
when he flirts the way I do?
A
D
Bm
Ooh, if not you
G
A
D
Ooh, if not you,
Em
A
D
who's
gonna
wake me on time,
Em
A
whose smiles say I look fine,
Em
A
And who's gonna want me in bed?
G
A
G
Because I do
A
D
Bm
G
Ooh, if not you
A
D
Ooh, if not you
Tell me
G
A
D
Bm
Ooh. Oo h. Ooh.
G
A
D
Ooh. If not you.
Interlude 1
G
D
Verse 2
If you yell more after every song,
it's going to seem like
I did a really long show.
He came back 20 -30 times,
is what you'll remember.
Well, you know,
I'm hearing now,
see how rude of me, I mean, I know where I am,
so I know that you guys probably want to sing.
And I'm singing,
and you know, I know now
people are sitting out there,
see now I'm starting to suss it out here,
people are sitting out there
thinking, I want to sing,
I don't know these songs.
And I just sang one, you know,
I just sang one that you knew,
and people are, whooo.
So now I'm thinking, okay, all right.
Now that doesn't mean that you have to,
D
what's that?
board as they say.
No, you know, I mean,
just because I'm not rushing right into it doesn't mean,
no, you know, it doesn't mean I'm ignoring it.
I'm thinking about it.
You had a very nice voice
and I'm thinking about it a lot. Okay. This is a song that if you want to
sing, and please, I have to tell you this, if you want to sing, I would be thrilled.
If you don't wanna sing, it's okay.
I mean, you paid to get in,
you don't have to work.
I know, no, people put on their
good clothes.
I mean, it's Monday night.
You know, you're already using one set of clothes more than you
D
need to get to Friday just to come here tonight, you know?
You get your shit all laid out,
and you go, okay, I got this.
Like, oh no, I gotta go see him
on Monday night.
I gotta wear this.
So if you don't wanna, you know,
if you have to wear it again tomorrow,
you might not wanna sweat in it.
So in which case, don't sing.
But if you don't care,
and you're like me,
and you've already broken a sweat,
you might want to sing.
How did you like the song?
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