If I Were chords by Kermit The Frog, Sesame Street

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Intro 1

Verse 1
Em 
B 
Em 
If I  (E minor)  (B major) were a  (E minor) poet,
D 
G 
I would  (D major) write a  (G major) sonnet
A 
B 
It would  (A major) say, I  (B major) love you,
Em 
your name would be  (E minor) on  it
B 
Em 
If I  (B major) were a farm (E minor) er,
D 
G 
I'd give  (D major) you a  (G major) bonnie
B 
If I  (B major) had a beehive,
Em 
you would get free  (E minor) honey
C 
D 
Fa -la -la -la  (C major) -la -la  (D major) -la -la
B 
Em 
A 
-la  (B major) -la  (E minor) -la -la  (A major) -la -la
B 
Em 
C 
A 
B 
E 
 (B major) Fa -la  (E minor) -la -la -la  (C major) -la -la  (A major) -la -la -la  (B major) -la -la  (E major) 
Em 
B 
Em 
If  (E minor) I  (B major) were a  (E minor) baker,
D 
G 
you could have  (D major) a  (G major) cruller.
A 
B 
If I were  (A major) a  paint (B major) er,
Em 
choose your favorite col (E minor) or.
D 
G 
If I  (D major) had some  (G major) diamonds,
Am 
A 
B 
 (A minor) I'd give  (A major) you a  (B major) few.
C 
A 
 (C major) Anything to show  (A major) you
B 
Em 
how  (B major) much I love  (E minor) you.
C 
Fa la la, la la  (C major) la la la,
D 
B 
Em 
 (D major) la la  (B major) la la  (E minor) la,
A 
B 
la  (A major) la la la  (B major) la.
Em 
C 
Fa -la  (E minor) -la -la -la  (C major) -la -la
A 
B 
E 
 (A major) -la -la  (B major) -la -la -la -la  (E major) 
Em 
B 
Em 
Did  (E minor) you  (B major) guess my  (E minor) secret?
D 
G 
I am  (D major) not a  (G major) poet
A 
B 
Couldn't  (A major) write a  (B major) sonnet
Em 
And I think you know it  (E minor) 
B 
Em 
I am  (B major) not a  (E minor) farmer
D 
G 
Can't give  (D major) you a  (G major) bunny
A 
B 
I don't  (A major) have a bee (B major) hive
Em 
C 
D 
B 
Sorry about the  (E minor) honey  (C major)  (D major)  (B major) 
Em 
A 
B 
Em 
C 
A 
B 
E 
 (E minor) La...  (A major)  (B major)  (E minor)  (C major)  (A major)  (B major)  (E major) 
B 
Em 
I am  (B major) not a  (E minor) baker,
D 
G 
don't know  (D major) bread from  (G major) batter,
A 
B 
And I'm  (A major) not a  (B major) painter,
Em 
and it doesn't  (E minor) mat ter.
D 
G 
I don't  (D major) need a  (G major) present,
Am 
B 
C 
 (A minor) all I have to  (B major) do is  (C major) look at you
A 
B 
Em 
to  (A major) show you how  (B major) much I love  (E minor) you.
C 
D 
Fa -la -la -la  (C major) -la -la  (D major) -la,
B 
la -la  (B major) -la -la -la,
Em 
A 
B 
 (E minor) la  -la  (A major) -la -la  (B major) -la.
Em 
C 
A 
Fa -la  (E minor) -la -la  (C major) -la -la -la  (A major) -la,
B 
E 
la -la  (B major) -la -la -la.  (E major) 