I'm tall, dark and handsome.
Yeah, I'm Frank Packer's grandson.
I can walk right in and pick my chick.
I got a Maserati with a big year stick.
I've got a degree and I get in quick,
Hey lanky girl, you mind tonight,
I'll take you home and hold you tight
The coast is clear, the feelin's right,
And I got a weekend shack in
Where she declares she loves me,
I'm lyin' right beside her,
she says we should if you want her
while she peels another banana,
Yeah, I'm tall, dark and handsome,
I'm Frank Packer's grandson,
But I'm bone lazy, I got no chick,
I got no wheels and a little dick
I wish I wasn't such a useless prick,
Yeah, I wish I wasn't such a useless prick,