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I Dream Of Jesus easy guitar chords by Dead Milkmen
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 4
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Em
C
G
Bb
F
G#
Am
Em
C
G
Bb
F
G#
Am
Verse 1
Em
C
Em
It was during my 2nd senior year
C
Em
when Mom found Jesus Christ. His
C
spirit was trapped inside an old
Em
C
manischevitz bottle that Mom picked
Em
C
Em
out of the dumpster behind the 7-11. Mom
brought the bottle inside and
C
Em
sat it down on top of the TV. Then she
C
Em
told all of us kids to gather
C
Em
C
round, and then she explained how Jesus lived in the bottle,
and how,
Em
if she wanted to,
C
Em
C
she could call him out to do her bidding. Sis said it
Em
C
reminded her of an old TV show,
Em
and Mom slapped her and called her a
C
Em
heretic. I didn't say anything,
C
cause I just still remember the time
Em
outside the Safeway, when it took 4 security
C
G
guards to hold Mom down.
Verse 2
Em
Jesus loves me, yes I know
C
For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
G
That's why I sing this song
If I die before I wake
Em
C
Pray to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me,
yes I know
Em
Verse 3
C
It wasn't long before people from
Em
C
all over the world started coming to
Em
C
our house to see the bottle. At first
Em
I thought that this would make me
C
more popular at school. Instead it
Em
C
seemed to have the opposite result.
Em
C
Em
Kids would stop and point at me in the hallway
C
and say, "There's the boy
Em
whose mother keeps our savior cooped
C
Em
up in that tiny little bottle." And
C
Em
then everybody started calling me 'Bottle
C
Em
boy'. And that really hurt. It
C
Em
was also around this time that Mom began
C
to attract some really weird
Em
C
followers. Like that guy who never
Em
used deodorant and spoke only in
C
Em
C
riddles. And that woman who collected
Em
C
G
19th century hand made Amish
swimwear.
Verse 4
Em
Jesus loves me, yes I know
For the Bible tells me so
C
When I'm weak he makes me strong
G
That's why I sing this song
If I die before I wake
Em
C
Pray to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me, yes I know
Bb
Mommy
Verse 5
she loved Jesus,
F
but not like others did
Bb
For she had a special bottle in
which our savior lived
Bb
Mommy she loved Jesus,
F
but not like others did
G#
For she could unleash His vengeance
Em
by unfastening the lid
Verse 6
C
Em
As the year went on, things went from bad to worse,
and I realized that
if there wasn't a big change pretty soon,
Am
Em
I'd never be able to get a
C
date for the prom. I couldn't go the
Em
year before because Mom belonged
to a church that considered dancing
C
Em
a one way ticket to Hell. But
C
Em
C
that's a whole nother story. Anyway,
Em
by this point Mom had appeared on
the Richard Bey Show,
Am
C
Em
A.M. Philadelphia and Geraldo, so there was
C
no use in me changing schools,
Em
since everybody knew who my Mom was.
Am
Em
Also we had to spend all the money
Am
Em
from Mom's personal appearances to
Am
C
hire a bodyguard, since by this point
Em
C
we were getting about 400 death
G
threats a day.
Verse 7
G
Jesus loves me, yes I know
Em
C
For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
G
That's why I sing this song
If I die before I wake
Em
C
Pray to him my soul don't take
Em
Jesus loves me, yes I know
Verse 8
G
Em
Then one night, I just couldn't stand
C
Em
it any more. While everyone else
G
Em
was sleeping I crept downstairs.
C
Em
Slowly I went up to the bottle and
G
Em
C
began to unfasten the lid. At first,
Em
G
nothing happened. But then the room
Em
C
filled with a thick white smoke. I was
Em
glad my sister had taken the
G
batteries out of the smoke detector to
Em
C
put into her Walkman. When the
Em
G
Em
C
smoke cleared, I found myself face to face with the son of God,
who was
Em
much shorter than I had expected.
G
He told me that since I'd freed Him,
Em
C
He'd grant me one wish. And that's how
Em
C
G
I got to go to the prom with
Em
C
Geena Davis. But you probably already
G
read about that in People.
Verse 9
G
Jesus loves me, yes I know
Em
C
For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
G
That's why I sing this song
If I die before I wake
Em
Pray to him my soul don't take
C
Jesus loves me, yes I know
Verse 10
Bb
Mommy she loved Jesus,
F
but not like others did
Bb
For she had a special bottle in
which our savior lived
Bb
Mommy she loved Jesus,
F
but not like others did
G#
For she could unleash His vengeance
by unfastening the lid
Bb
Mommy she loved Jesus,
F
but not like others did
Bb
For she had a special bottle
in which our savior lived
Bb
Mommy she loved Jesus,
F
but not like others did
G#
For she could unleash His vengeance
by unfastening the lid
Em
C
Em
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