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I Dream Of Jesus easy guitar chords by Dead Milkmen
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 4
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Em
C
G
Bb
F
G#
Am
Em
C
G
Bb
F
G#
Am
Verse 1
It
was during
my
2nd senior
year
when Mom
found
Jesus
Christ.
His
spirit
was
trapped
in
side
an old
manischevitz bottle
that Mom
picked
out
of
the
dumpster behind
the
7-11. Mom
brought
the bottle
inside
and
sat
it down
on top
of the
TV.
Then she
told
all of
us kids
to gather
round,
and
then she
explained
how Jesus
lived
in the
bottle,
and how,
if
she wanted
to,
she
could call
him
out to
do her
bidding.
Sis
said
it
reminded
her of
an old
TV
show,
and
Mom slapped
her and
called
her a
heretic.
I didn't
say
anything,
cause
I just
still remember
the
time
outside
the
Safeway, when
it
took
4 security
guards
to
hold Mom
down.
Verse 2
Jesus
loves
me,
yes
I
know
For
the Bible
tells
me so
When
I'm weak
he makes
me strong
That's
why
I
sing
this
song
If
I die
before
I
wake
Pray
to him
my soul
don't
take
Jesus loves
me,
yes
I
know
Verse 3
It wasn't
long
be
fore
people
from
all over
the
world
started
coming
to
our
house
to
see
the
bottle.
At
first
I thought
that this
would make
me
more
pop
ular
at school.
Instead
it
seemed
to have
the opposite
result.
Kids
would
stop
and
point
at me
in the hallway
and
say, "There's
the
boy
whose mother
keep
s
our
savior
cooped
up in that
tiny
little
bottle."
And
then every
body
star
ted calling
me
'Bottle
boy'. And that
really
hurt.
It
was also
around
this
time
that Mom
began
to
attract
some
really
weird
follow
ers.
Like
that
guy
who never
used
deodorant and
spoke
only
in
riddles.
And
that
woman
who collected
19th century
hand
made
Amish
swimwear.
Verse 4
Jesus
loves
me,
yes
I
know
For
the Bible
tells
me so
When
I'm weak
he makes
me strong
That's
why
I
sing
this
song
If
I die
before
I
wake
Pray
to him
my
soul
don't
take
Jesus
loves
me,
yes
I
know
Mommy
Verse 5
she
loved
Jesus,
but
not
like
others
did
For she
had a
special
bottle
in
which
our
savior
lived
Mommy
she
loved
Jesus,
but
not
like
others
did
For she
could
unleash
His
vengeance
by
unfastening
the lid
Verse 6
As
the year
went
on,
things
went
from bad
to
worse,
and I
realized
that
if there
wasn't
a big
change
pretty
soon,
I'd
never
be
able to get
a
date
for
the prom.
I
couldn't
go the
year before
because
Mom
belonged
to a church
that considered
dancing
a one
way
ticket
to Hell.
But
that's a
whole nother
story.
Any
way,
by this
point
Mom
had
appeared
on
the Richard
Bey Show,
A.M.
Philadelphia
and
Geraldo, so
there
was
no
use
in me
chan
ging
schools,
since
everybody
knew
who my
Mom
was.
Also
we
had to
spend all
the
money
from Mom's
person
al appearances
to
hire
a bodyguard,
since
by
this point
we
were getting
about
400 death
threats
a day.
Verse 7
Jesus
loves
me,
yes
I
know
For
the Bible
tells
me
so
When
I'm
weak
he makes
me strong
That's
why
I
sing
this
song
If
I die
before
I
wake
Pray
to
him my
soul
don't
take
Jesus
loves
me,
yes
I
know
Verse 8
Then
one
night,
I just
could
n't stand
it any
more.
While
everyone
else
was
sleep
ing
I
crept
downstair
s.
Slowly
I went
up
to
the bottle
and
began
to
unfasten
the
lid.
At
first,
nothing
happened.
But
then the
room
filled
with
a thick
white
smoke.
I was
glad
my sister
had
taken
the
bat
teries
out
of the smoke
detector
to
put into
her
Walkman. When
the
smoke
cleared,
I
found
myself
face
to
face
with the son
of
God,
who was
much shorter
than I had
expec
ted.
He
told me
that since
I'd
freed
Him,
He'd
grant
me one
wish.
And
that's
how
I
got
to go
to the
prom
with
Geena Davis.
But you
prob
ably already
read
about
that
in People.
Verse 9
Jesus
loves
me,
yes
I
know
For
the Bible
tells
me so
When
I'm
weak
he
makes
me strong
That's
why
I sing
this
song
If
I
die
before
I
wake
Pray
to him
my soul
don't
take
Jesus
loves
me,
yes
I
know
Verse 10
Mommy
she
loved
Jesus,
but
not
like
others
did
For
she had
a
special
bottle
in
which
our savior
lived
Mommy
she
loved
Jesus,
but
not
like
others
did
For she
could
unleash
His
vengeance
by
unfastening
the lid
Mommy
she
loved
Jesus,
but
not
like
others
did
For
she
had
a special
bottle
in
which
our savior
lived
Mommy
she
loved
Jesus,
but
not
like
others
did
For she
could
un
leash
His
vengeance
by
unfastening
the lid
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