I Can't Stand Myself
I Can't Stand Myself

I Can't Stand Myself easy guitar chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

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    • Verse 1
    I 
    sure 
    can 
    pick 
    'em 

    Out 
    looking 
    for my 
    next 
    victim 

    Who 
    will 
    that 
    un
    lucky 
    one 
    be? 

    Oh 
    there's 
    lots 
    shaking 

    No 
    they're not 
    all 
    taken 

    There's 
    someone 
    out 
    there 

    Just 
    imper
    fect 
    for me 

    Verse 2
    There 
    must 
    be 
    some 
    kind 
    of wait
    ress 

    I 
    could 
    lure 
    under 
    my 
    mattress 

    If I 
    ply 
    her 
    with 
    chitchat 

    and wine 

    How's 
    about 
    a rich 
    heiress 

    Or 
    a 
    nice 
    massage 
    therapist 

    I 
    could use 
    some hands- 
    on 

    treatment 
    all 
    of the time 

    Verse 3
    I'm done 
    with 
    you, 
    finally 
    we're 
    through 

    The 
    whole 
    thing 
    was all 
    wrong 

    At 
    last 
    I'm 
    free, 
    I'm 
    back 
    with 
    me 

    But 
    that 
    won't 
    be 
    for 
    long 

    Verse 4
    I 
    can't 
    stand 
    myself 

    Yeah 
    I'm 
    bar 
    hopping 

    I'm 
    out girlfriend 
    shopping 

    I'm 
    try
    ing 
    to find 
    somebody 

    to bring 
    home 

    To 
    meet 
    my 
    dear 
    sweet 
    mother 

    She's 
    thinking 
    oh 
    no 
    here 

    comes 
    another 
    one 

    But 
    she 
    knows 
    I 
    just 
    can't 
    leave 
    it alone 

    Interlude 1



    Verse 5
    I 
    got 
    this 
    sneaking 
    suspicion 

    It's 
    more 
    than just 
    a little 
    like 
    fishing 

    You 
    bait 
    up your 
    hook 

    And 
    then you 
    throw 
    out 
    your line 

    Yeah 
    I'm 
    out 
    beating 
    the bushes 

    Scoping out 
    smiles, 
    checking 
    out 
    tushes 

    I'm 
    out 
    on the 
    lookout 
    just 

    about 
    all 
    of the time 

    Verse 6
    We both 
    tried 
    nobody 
    died 

    But 
    I 
    feel 
    damned 
    near 
    dead 

    I miss 
    you 
    but 
    I'm 
    really 
    blue 

    Cause 
    I'm 
    back 
    with 
    me 
    instead 

    I can't 
    stand 
    myself 

    Verse 7
    I 
    sure 
    can 
    pick 
    em 

    I'm 
    looking 
    for my 
    next 
    victim 

    Who 
    will 
    that 
    unlucky 
    one 

    Outro 1
    be? 


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