Ho' Stories chords by Poison Clan

SimplifiedG · D · Bm · F#

GuitarPianoUkulele

Verse 1
Ayo,
G 
Jay, you remember that one -legged,
D 
raggedy -ass hoe named
Sonya, man?
G 
That you was talkin' about,
D 
that whole story?
G 
Whatever happened to that hoe?
My nigga, why don't you let
the boys know somethin'?
D 
What's up, man?
G 
Ayo, remember that hoe named
Sonya?
D 
Who flipped out when a nigga got on her?
Well, I bumped into her about a year later
Bm 
At the mall,
D 
Bm 
seen her hoppin' off the elevator
G 
Almost couldn't tell who she was,
cause her weight gained
Bitch was the size of
a motherfuckin' freight train
D 
And I was finna put my set up
Bm 
D 
She too big to go ahead of,
Bm 
so she might have to get wetter
G 
Cause I ain't sleepin' on shit,
D 
not even this bitch back one -legged triple bitch
Bm 
The ho's on me but she ain't flip,
must remember last time when she got her ass whipped
G 
And I'll do the shit again, but
Sonya called the troops
D 
said let's be friends
Bm 
But you know I couldn't trust her,
F# 
G 
cause I know she have a flashback to when I bust her
I looked down, see the ho got two legs,
said what's up
Sonya, where'd you get the
new legs?
Bm 
Then the ho start talkin' shit,
G 
say she stole it from a mannequin when I broke her walking stick
Then the bitch start lookin' at me crazy
Bust out, said,
D 
what you wanna name the baby?
Bm 
Shit, not from a cripple, fat spot
D 
Better blame it on wheelchair barber,
Bm 
get a job
G 
D 
Bm 
Snatched her whole leg up like a fumble
G 
Head across her head, yeah,
Bm 
bitch, time to rumble
D 
She stumbled, but she didn't fall,
Bm 
so I pushed her
D 
Bm 
Bitch tried to jump back up,
but then I pushed her
G 
D 
Kicked her, country tried to kill her,
cause I hate her
G 
Then the bitch kept comin'
back like the
D 
Terminator
Bm 
Talk about that shit gettin' phasey
D 
G 
So I  broke out with the leg so
the hoe couldn't chase me
D 
Boy, I told you about fuckin' these ragged
G 
D 
assholes with no rubber, my nigga
G 
But we ain't gon' sweat that,
D 
G 
J, just get on to the next verse and kick the ill shit,
D 
dawg, what's up?
G 
As we all know, I'm a nigga with fame and fame and a rank,
D 
cause a pretty young thang that knew me
Bm 
Step to me, said she wanna do me
Had a nice booty,
so I flexed with the cuties
Got her to the tail, bitch,
got butt naked
D 
G 
D 
Jumped in the bed, talk about come wreck it
I jumped out,
Bm 
my sis grabbed down and went for broke
Jumped on the cuffs,
D 
began to stroke, I'm no joke
G 
Honey, start trippin',
D 
had her climbin' up the walls
G 
Pussy big and wet like
Niagara
D 
G 
Falls
Snatched off the rubber,
D 
stuck it in her mouth
Caught a nut and damn,
G 
that blew her tongue through south
D 
I had to stop strokin', honey, start chokin'
G 
I pulled out my beef,
D 
along with the hoe teeth
Bm 
Goddamn, bitch, grill on my dick
D 
Fuck the pussy good,
Bm 
so fuck the bullshit
G 
Kicked the hoe grill to the side
D 
Bent the hoe over, had to get a last ride
G 
Bm 
Every time I hit her, pussy got steeper
Stick it to myself and my just
might steeper
D 
Dicked them and lift
the hoe up like a crane
G 
Fuck the pussy like the pussy
D 
fart out your name
Bm 
D 
Yeah, you heard right
G 
Make that pussy kick a verse
from one of my songs
by the end of the night
D 
G 
Yeah, don't stop
D 
G 
Yo, make that pussy fart
D 
G 
and just fart a sound, baby
Like that
D 
G 
D 
G 
Here it comes
D 
G 
D 
G 
Bm 
G 
Yo, baby, make that pussy talk
Bm 
D 
Bm 
G 
Bm 
D 
G 
Bm 
D 
Bm 
I'll