heaven
heaven

heaven easy guitar chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

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  • D

  • A

  • G

  • E

  • F#

    2

  • B

    2

  • Em

  • D

  • A

  • G

  • E

  • F#

    2

  • B

    2

  • Em

    • Verse 1
    There'll 
    be 
    lots 
    of 

    drinking 
    in 
    Heaven 

    Smoking 
    and 
    eating 
    and sex 

    What 
    you 
    didn't 
    do 
    in 
    this 
    life, 
    bad 
    for 
    you 

    Will 
    be 
    totally 
    cool 
    in 
    the 
    next 

    Verse 2
    In 
    Heaven 
    there'll 
    be 
    beer 
    for 
    breakfast 

    At 
    lunch 
    it's 
    tequila 
    and 
    wine 

    And 
    the soup 
    served 
    with 
    dinner 

    is 
    made 
    with 
    paint 
    thinner 

    And 
    the 
    morning 
    here
    after 
    feels 
    fine, 

    Oh. 

    Verse 3
    Good 
    beha
    viour 
    will 
    get 
    you 
    to 
    heaven 

    It's 
    Beulah 
    Land, 

    that's 
    where 
    you're bound 

    But 
    nobody 
    makes 
    nice 
    up 

    there 
    in 
    paradise 

    When you 
    get 
    up there 
    then 
    you 
    get 
    down 

    Verse 4
    And 
    the 
    angels 
    have 
    ashtrays 
    in 
    Heaven 

    Saint 
    Peter 
    puffs 
    on 
    a cigar

    That's 
    right 
    smoking's allowed, 

    it's 
    what 
    makes 
    all 
    those clouds 

    And 
    you don't 
    have 
    to 
    sit 
    at 
    the bar, 

    Oh. 

    Interlude 1




    Verse 5
    And 
    they 
    eat 
    all 
    day 
    long 
    up 
    in 
    Heaven 

    And 
    nobody 
    ever 
    gets 
    fat 

    No 
    not 
    one 
    calorie 
    and 
    the 

    ice 
    cream 
    is 
    free 

    It comes 
    in a 
    pint, 
    quart, 
    or 
    a 
    vat 

    Verse 6
    And 
    it's 
    just 
    one 
    big 
    orgy 
    in 
    Heaven 

    And 
    nobody 
    ever 
    says 
    "no" 

    And 
    it's 
    front, 
    sideways, 
    back, 

    and 
    you start 
    to lose 
    track 

    But 
    you 
    don't 
    lose 
    your 
    get 
    up 
    and 
    go, 

    Oh. 

    Verse 7
    There'll 
    be 
    lots 
    of 
    drinking 
    in 
    Heaven 

    Smoking 
    and 
    eating 
    and 
    sex 

    What 
    you 
    didn't 
    do 
    in 
    this 
    life, 
    bad 
    for 
    you 

    Will 
    be 
    totally 
    cool 
    in 
    the 
    next 

    Verse 8
    In 
    Heaven 
    there'll 
    be 
    beer 
    for 
    breakfast 

    At 
    lunch 
    it's 
    Sambuca and 
    wine 

    The 
    gazpacho with 
    dinner 
    is 

    made 
    with 
    paint 
    thinner 

    And 
    the morning 
    here
    after 
    feels 
    fine! 

    Outro 1


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