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heaven easy guitar chords by 
Loudon Wainwright Iii
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Verse 1
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There'll be lots of
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drinking in Heaven
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Smoking and eating and sex
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What you didn't do in this life, bad for you
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Will be totally cool in the next
Verse 2
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In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast
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At lunch it's tequila and wine
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And the soup served with dinner
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is made with paint thinner
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And the morning hereafter feels fine,
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Oh.
Verse 3
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Good behaviour will get you to heaven
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It's Beulah Land,
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that's where you're bound
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But nobody makes nice up
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there in paradise
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When you get up there then you get down
Verse 4
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And the angels have ashtrays in Heaven
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Saint Peter puffs on a cigar
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That's right smoking's allowed,
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it's what makes all those clouds
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And you don't have to sit at the bar,
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Oh.
Interlude 1
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Em
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Verse 5
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And they eat all day long up in Heaven
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And nobody ever gets fat
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No not one calorie and the
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ice cream is free
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It comes in a pint, quart, or a vat
Verse 6
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And it's just one big orgy in Heaven
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And nobody ever says "no"
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And it's front, sideways, back,
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and you start to lose track
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But you don't lose your get up and go,
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Oh.
Verse 7
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There'll be lots of drinking in Heaven
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Smoking and eating and sex
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What you didn't do in this life, bad for you
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Will be totally cool in the next
Verse 8
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In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast
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At lunch it's Sambuca and wine
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The gazpacho with dinner is
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made with paint thinner
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And the morning hereafter feels fine!
Outro 1
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