A girl pulled up beside me
In a candy -operate corvette
She pulled down her shades,
gave her a little smile back
Then she laughed as she hit the gas,
and I remembered where I was at
Cause it's hard to be cool
when you're behind the wheel
of an eight passenger automobile
With a Barney Baron and a baby seat
It's hard to be cool in a minivan
I used to have a souped -up hot rod
About the time the family came
Well, that's the first thing that went
The preacher said, for better or worse
Now I know just what he meant
Cause it's hard to be cool
when you're behind the wheel
of an eight -passenger automobile
In a big bubble, cruisin' down the street
but I'm tellin' you, man,
it's hard to be cool in a minivan
I wouldn't change my life a bit,
Just wish my wife and kids
Cause it's hard to be cool
when you're behind the wheel
Of an 8 -passenger automobile
Big bubble cruising down the street
With a body baron and a baby seat
It's hard to be cool in a minivan
Come on, boys, can I get an amen?
Cause it's hard to be cool in a minivan
Yeah! It's hard to be cool in a
We'll get there when we get there
Hope it's hard to be cool in a minivan