Handyman chords by Colin Buchanan

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Intro 1

Verse 1
Gm 
John
G 
came home with a good idea,
gonna build you a brand
new kitchen dear,
So he rebuilt the cupboards
and ripped up the floor
Smashed up the sink and re
-hung the door
Now it's ten times worse
than it was before
Am 
G 
But anyone can be a handyman
Alex and his brother Paul
Put a PowerPoint in the wall
A simple job, no need for brains
They wired it up, turned on the mains
C 
G 
Now all that's left are charred remains
F 
G 
But anyone can be a handyman
If you've got a hammer and electric drill
F 
You don't need money
G 
and you don't need skill
Do it for the fun, do it for the thrill
F 
G 
Em 
Anyone can be a handyman
G 
Now Robbie had a roof that leaked
Shook and groaned and
flapped and creaked
So he hired a ladder and bought some tin
Am 
And promptly caved the whole lot in
G 
F 
G 
And now he lives in a caravan
Bm 
A 
Am 
F 
G 
But anyone can be a handyman
And Richard thought he'd build a shed
He had the plans all in his head
Bm 
G 
He  put it up and was proud to say
It was built to last,
but the very next day,
G 
it suddenly blew the thing away.
Bb 
Am 
G 
F 
But anyone can be a handyman.
G 
And if you've got a hammer
and an electric drill,
you don't need money
and you don't need skill.
Do it for the fun, do it for the thrill.
Am 
G 
Anyone can be a handyman.
C 
Bb 
C 
G 
C 
Bb 
Take it away.
C 
Dm 
C 
I like it, I like it.
Bb 
Am 
C 
F 
G 
F 
C 
Here we go, have you torn the lino,
G 
scratched the wall,
chipped the tiles
and flooded the hall,
fallen off ladders, spilt the paint,
C 
Am 
nearly made the missus faint
G 
and seldom exercised restraint?
F 
G 
Well, you must surely be a handyman,
F 
Bb 
and  if you've got a hammer
Dm 
and electric drill,
G 
you don't need money
F 
G 
and you don't need skill,
do it for the fun, do it for the thrill,
F 
G 
F 
G 
anyone can be a handyman.
I said anyone can be a handyman.
F 
F 
One more time with feeling.
F 
Anyone can be a handy person.
G 
Should have got a tradesman in.