Handicap Tag On A Black Corvette chords by Tim Wilson
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Verse 1
(G major) Wayne had (D major) a wreck with a (C major) big ol' buzz
You (G major) could (D major) n't tell what
kind of (C major) car that was
He (G major) rode it (D major) in a field where
he (C major) turkey hunts
That's five (G major) total (D major) cars
in the (C major) past six months
But Wayne (D major) must not have
learned his lesson yet
He just stuck a (G major) handicapped (D major) tag
on a (C major) black Corvette
Who the f*** puts a (G major) handicapped (D major) tag
on a (C major) black Corvette?
Cluster (G major) me (D major) bag and the cast (C major) is still wet
A (G major) shattered (D major) left leg with his
(C major) neck in a brace
Wayne's try (G major) ing to (D major) get to heaven
in a (C major) high -speed chase
He's (G major) slail (D major) ing tires and
won't (C major) turn around
Out on a (G major) damp diaper (D major) in a
hos (C major) pital gown
Running a (G major) hundred (D major) and
twenty in black (C major) fiberglass
With a (G major) nurse on (D major) call and a cop (C major) up his ass
On four (G major) teen (D major) prescriptions for
a (C major) compacted disc
Wayne's (G major) doctor's (D major) worried
and his (C major) wife is pissed
And his (G major) all (D major) -state agent's
getting all (C major) upset
Who the f*** puts a (G major) handi (D major) cap tag
on a (C major) black Corvette? (G major) (D major) (C major)
Hyah! (G major) (D major) (C major)
Hyah! (G major) (D major) (C major)
Ohhh (G major) you
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