Granda Plan For Landa chords by John Williamson
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Good evening, here is the news.
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The New South Wales government has
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predicted widespread power cuts to be hit.
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Hell, the lights have gone out!
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Oh, not another blackout,
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it's unreal.
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Halfway through my shave,
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you know how I feel.
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The chicken's in the oven, half -cooked.
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Got the tickets to Queensland booked.
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Oh, please, Mr. Ranhander,
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grander plan to lander.
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I'm just about to blow a runny fuse
Would someone hand a
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grand a plan to lander
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And shed a little light on the news
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Great big piles of washing in the hall
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We should have kept the copper
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in the laundry after all
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We'll light the barbecue again
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For Un cle's chopping wood in the rain
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Oh, please, Mr. Rand,
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hand a grand a plan to lander
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I'm just about to blow a ruddy fuse
Would someone hand
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a grand a plan to lander
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And shed a little light on the news?
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Taken away, Sparky!
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They've gone and turned
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the fans off in the pub
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And there's no guiding
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light leading to the loo
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But I found a likely place to go
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You should have heard the lady
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Oh, oh, please, Mr. Rand,
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hand a grander plan to Lander
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I'm just about to blow a ruddy fuse
Would someone hand
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a grander plan to Lander
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And shed a little light on the news?
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Now the sheep out in the
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paddock half shorn
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The dairy cows will have to milk
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themselves tomorrow morn
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And I'm missing my
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favourite TV show
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Spaghetti out on Channel O!
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Mr. Rand, hand a grand a plan to lander
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I'm just about to blow a ruddy fuse
Would someone hand a
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grand a plan to lander
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And shed a little light on the news
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Mr. Rand, hand a grand a plan to lander
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I'm just about to blow a ruddy fuse
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Would someone hand a plan to Lander,
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And shed a little light on the news.
Oh, would someone hand
a plan to Lander
Would someone hand a plan...
...is he going to spoil theaining?
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Did hand a plan to Lander
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Will someone hand a plan to Lander
Would someone hand a crayon to plan?
Would someone hand a crayon to plan?
Would someone hand a crayon to plan?
Would someone hand a crayon
to plan to land up?
Oh jeez, I'm sorry.
Granda Plan For Landa
John Williamson
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