Granda Plan For Landa chords by John Williamson

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Verse 1
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 (D major) Good evening, here is the news.
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 (E major) The New South Wales  (E minor) government  (E major) has
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predicted  (A major) widespread power cuts to be hit.
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 (D major) Hell, the lights have gone out!
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Oh,  (A major) not another blackout,
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it's unreal.  (D major) 
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Halfway  (A major) through my shave,
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you know how I  (D major) feel.
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The  (G major) chicken's in the oven, half -cooked.  (A major) 
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Got the  (G major) tickets to Queensland booked.  (A major) 
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Oh, please, Mr.  (D major) Ranhander,
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grander plan to  (E major) lander.
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I'm  (A major) just about to blow a runny fuse  (D major) 
Would someone hand a
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grand a plan to  (E major) lander
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And shed  (A major) a little light on the  (D major) news
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Great  (A major) big piles of washing in the hall  (D major) 
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We  (A major) should have kept the copper
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in the laundry after all  (D major) 
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We'll  (G major) light the barbecue again
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 (A major) For  (G major) Un cle's chopping wood in the  (A major) rain
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Oh, please, Mr.  (D major) Rand,
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hand a grand a plan to  (E major) lander
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I'm  (A major) just about to blow a ruddy fuse  (D major) 
Would someone hand
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a grand a plan to  (E major) lander
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And  (A major) shed a little light on the  (D major) news?
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Taken away, Sparky!  (E major)  (A major)  (D major)  (E major)  (A major)  (D major) 
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They've  (A major) gone and turned
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the fans off in the  (D major) pub
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And there's  (A major) no guiding
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light leading to the  (D major) loo
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But I  (G major) found a likely place to go
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 (A major) You should  (G major) have heard the lady
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Oh,  (A major) oh, please, Mr.  (D major) Rand,
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hand a grander plan to  (E major) Lander
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I'm  (A major) just about to blow a ruddy fuse  (D major) 
Would someone hand
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a grander plan to  (E major) Lander
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And  (A major) shed a little light on the  (D major) news?
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 (A major) Now the sheep out in the
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paddock half shorn  (D major) 
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The dairy  (A major) cows will have to milk
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themselves tomorrow morn  (D major) 
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And I'm  (G major) missing my
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favourite TV show  (A major) 
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Spa (G major) ghetti out on Channel O!  (A major) 
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Mr.  (D major) Rand, hand a grand a plan to  (E major) lander
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I'm  (A major) just about to blow a ruddy fuse  (D major) 
Would someone hand a
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grand a plan to  (E major) lander
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And  (A major) shed a little light on the  (D major) news
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Mr. Rand, hand a grand a plan to  (E major) lander
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I'm  (A major) just about to blow a ruddy fuse  (D major) 
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Would someone hand a plan to Lander,  (E major) 
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And  (A major) shed a little light on the  (D major) news.
Oh, would someone hand
a plan to Lander
Would someone hand a plan...
...is he going to spoil theaining?
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Did hand a plan to  (E major) Lander
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Will someone  (D major) hand a plan to Lander
Would someone hand a crayon to plan?
Would someone hand a crayon to plan?
Would someone hand a crayon to plan?
Would someone hand a crayon
to plan to land up?
Oh jeez, I'm sorry.