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Key: Bb major•
Verse 1
Bb
Bb

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Eb
Eb
6

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I once met a man who said he was a fan
Bb
Bb

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He wanted to sing in my shanty band
Eb
Eb
6

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But the bottom of his face looked
weird (so weird!)
There was skin on his chin that I
loathed and feared
From his crown to ear he was
most sincere
But you can't sing shanties
if you got no beard
Ab
Ab
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Eb
Eb
6

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Got no beard, you've got no
Verse 2
beard
Bb
Bb

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You can't sing shanties if
Eb
Eb
6

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you've got no beard
Ab
Ab
4

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Eb
Eb
6

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Got no beard, you've got no beard
Bb
Bb

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You can't sing shanties
Eb
Eb
6

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if you've got no beard
Verse 3
Eb
Eb
6

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I once met a girl who heard sea songs
Bb
Bb

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She came to the show,
and she sang along
Eb
Eb
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But the timing of the shout
was slow (so slow!)
She was graced with a face
like the morning glow
But a hollar was a blow from the
very front row said
You can't sing shanties if you
can't shout "Ho!"
Ab
Ab
4

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Can 't shout
Verse 4
"Ho!" you
Eb
Eb
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can't shout "Ho!"
Bb
Bb

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You can't sing shanties if you
Eb
Eb
6

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can't shout "Ho!"
Ab
Ab
4

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Can't shout "Ho!",
Eb
Eb
6

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you can't shout "Ho!"
Bb
Bb

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You can't sing shanties if you
Eb
Eb
6

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can't shout "Ho!"
And you've got no beard
Verse 5
Bb
Bb

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Eb
Eb
6

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I once met a man on a weird machine
Had wheels and a bell,
Bb
Bb

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no mast to be seen
D
D

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He was shouting from a pad of
Eb
Eb
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notes (nonotes!)
Bb
Bb

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And the wheels got caught
on his overcoat
And he fell from the pier
clawing at his throat
Eb
Eb
6

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So you can't sing shanties if
you don't own a boat
Ab
Ab
4

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Don't own
Verse 6
Eb
Eb
6

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a boat, you don't own a boat
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Bb

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You can't sing shanties if you
Eb
Eb
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don't own a boat
Ab
Ab
4

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Don't own a boat,
Eb
Eb
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you don't own a boat!
Bb
Bb

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Eb
Eb
6

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You can't sing shanties if
you don't own a boat
And you can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 7
And you've got no beard
Eb
Eb
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I once met a bloke on a tavern floor
He'd had ten beers,
but I had ten more
And his piggy little face
was pink (so pink!)
He tried to shout the words,
but t'were all out of sync
With a voice so bad it'll
make you think that
You can't sing shanties if you
Bb
Bb

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can't hold your drink
F
F

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Eb
Eb
6

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Can't hold your drink, you can't hold
Verse 8
Eb
Eb
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a drink
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Bb

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You can't sing shanties if you
Ab
Ab
4

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can't hold your drink
You can't hold a drink you
Eb
Eb
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can't hold a drink
Bb
Bb

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You can't sing shanties if you
Eb
Eb
6

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can't hold your drink
And you don't own a boat
And you can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 9
And you've got no beard
Eb
Eb
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Bb
Bb

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Eb
Eb
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I once met a sailor all big and broad
With an eye- patch,
parrot and a long curved sword
Had a chest like a powder
keg (big chest)
But he had both shoes,
and he smelled like eggs
I expect he would look better
with a wooden peg
'Cause you can't sing
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shanties if you got two legs
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Eb
Eb
6

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Got two legs, you've got two
Verse 10
legs
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You can't sing shanties if
you've got two legs
Ab
Ab
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Eb
Eb
6

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Got two legs, you've got two legs
Bb
Bb

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You can't sing shanties
if you've got two legs
Eb
Eb
6

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Bb
Bb

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And you can't hold your drink
Eb
Eb
6

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And you don't own a boat
E
E

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And you can't shout "Ho!"
Eb
Eb
6

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And you've got no beard
Verse 11
Bb
Bb

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Eb
Eb
6

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Well, Anna's got no beard
And Dave, he has a bike
F
F

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Eb
Eb
6

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Robbie's father- in- law has boats,
but won't sing on the mic
And JD can't shout "Ho!" because
his wife takes much offense
Ab
Ab
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Eb
Eb
6

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Bb
Bb

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And Andy's got two beautiful hairy legs
Eb
Eb
6

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Bb
Bb

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But there's no reason good
Eb
Eb
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enough not to join us
Gm
Gm
3

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F
F

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So sing along with the very
Bb
Bb

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Abdim
Abdim
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Bb
Bb

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last chorus
Eb
Eb
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Two, three,
Verse 12
Bb
Bb

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four
Ab
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Eb
Eb
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Got no beard, you've got no beard
Bb
Bb

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You can't sing shanties if
you've got no beard
Ab
Ab
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Eb
Eb
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Got no beard, you've got no beard
Bb
Bb

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You can't sing shanties if
E
E

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you've got no beard
Eb
Eb
6

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Got no beard, you've got no beard
Bb
Bb

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B
B
2

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You can't sing shanties if
Eb
Eb
6

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Ab
Ab
4

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you've got no beard
A
A

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Eb
Eb
6

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Got no beard, you've got no
Verse 13
beard
Bb
Bb

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You can't sing shanties
Eb
Eb
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if you've got no beard
F
F

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And you've got two legs
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E

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And you can't hold your drink
And you don't own a boat
Eb
Eb
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And you can't shout "Ho!"
F
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Bb
Bb

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Eb
Eb
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