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    • Verse 1
    I 
    once 
    met 
    a man 
    who 
    said he 
    was a 
    fan 

    He 
    wanted 
    to 
    sing 
    in my shanty 
    band 

    But the 
    bottom 
    of his 
    face 
    looked 

    weird (so weird!) 

    There 
    was skin 
    on his 
    chin 
    that I 

    loathed 
    and feared 

    From his 
    crown 
    to ear 
    he was 

    most 
    sincere 

    But you 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 

    if 
    you got 
    no 
    beard 

    Got 
    no 
    beard, 
    you've 
    got 
    no 
    Verse 2
    beard 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if 

    you've got 
    no 
    beard 

    Got 
    no 
    beard, 
    you've 
    got 
    no 
    beard 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 

    if 
    you've got 
    no 
    beard 

    Verse 3
    I 
    once 
    met 
    a girl 
    who 
    heard 
    sea 
    songs 

    She 
    came 
    to the 
    show, 

    and she 
    sang 
    along 

    But the timing 
    of the 
    shout 

    was slow (so slow!) 

    She was 
    graced 
    with 
    a face 

    like the 
    morning 
    glow 

    But a 
    hollar 
    was 
    a blow 
    from the 

    very 
    front 
    row 
    said 

    You can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if you 

    can't 
    shout 
    "Ho!" 

    Can
    't 
    shout 
    Verse 4
    "Ho!" 
    you 

    can't 
    shout 
    "Ho!" 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if you 

    can't 
    shout 
    "Ho!" 

    Can't 
    shout 
    "Ho!", 

    you 
    can't 
    shout 
    "Ho!" 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if 
    you 

    can't 
    shout 
    "Ho!" 

    And 
    you've got 
    no 
    beard 

    Verse 5
    I 
    once 
    met a 
    man on 
    a 
    weird 
    machine 

    Had 
    wheels 
    and a 
    bell, 

    no 
    mast 
    to be 
    seen 

    He was 
    shouting 
    from 
    a 
    pad 
    of 

    notes (no
    notes!) 

    And the 
    wheels 
    got 
    caught 

    on 
    his overcoat 

    And he 
    fell 
    from the 
    pier 

    clawing 
    at 
    his 
    throat 

    So you 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if 

    you don't 
    own 
    a boat 

    Don't 
    own 
    Verse 6
    a boat, 
    you 
    don't 
    own 
    a boat 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if 
    you 

    don't 
    own 
    a boat 

    Don't 
    own 
    a boat, 

    you 
    don't 
    own 
    a boat! 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if 

    you don't 
    own 
    a boat 

    And you 
    can't 
    shout 
    "Ho!" 

    Verse 7
    And you've 
    got 
    no 
    beard 

    I 
    once 
    met 
    a bloke 
    on a 
    tavern 
    floor 

    He'd 
    had 
    ten 
    beers, 

    but I 
    had 
    ten 
    more 

    And his 
    piggy 
    little 
    face 

    was 
    pink (so pink!) 

    He 
    tried to 
    shout the 
    words, 

    but t'were 
    all out 
    of sync 

    With 
    a voice 
    so 
    bad 
    it'll 

    make 
    you 
    think 
    that 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if you 

    can't 
    hold 
    your 
    drink 

    Can't 
    hold 
    your 
    drink, 
    you can't 
    hold 
    Verse 8

    a drink 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if you 

    can't 
    hold your 
    drink 

    You 
    can't 
    hold 
    a drink 
    you 

    can't 
    hold 
    a drink 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if you 

    can't 
    hold your 
    drink 

    And you 
    don't 
    own 
    a boat 

    And you 
    can't 
    shout 
    "Ho!" 

    Verse 9
    And 
    you've got 
    no 
    beard 

    I 
    once 
    met a 
    sailor 
    all 
    big 
    and 
    broad 

    With 
    an eye- 
    patch, 

    parrot 
    and 
    a long 
    curved 
    sword 

    Had a 
    chest 
    like 
    a powder 

    keg 
    (big chest) 

    But he 
    had 
    both shoes, 

    and he 
    smelled 
    like 
    eggs 

    I expect 
    he would look 
    better 

    with 
    a wooden 
    peg 

    'Cause you 
    can't 
    sing 

    shanties 
    if 
    you got 
    two 
    legs 

    Got 
    two 
    legs, 
    you've 
    got 
    two 
    Verse 10
    legs 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if 

    you've got 
    two 
    legs 

    Got 
    two 
    legs, 
    you've 
    got 
    two 
    legs 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 

    if you've 
    got 
    two 
    legs 

    And you 
    can't 
    hold your 
    drink 

    And you 
    don't 
    own 
    a 
    boat 

    And you 
    can't 
    shout 
    "Ho!" 

    And you've 
    got 
    no 
    beard 

    Verse 11
    Well, 
    An
    na's 
    got 
    no 
    beard 

    And 
    Dave, 
    he 
    has 
    a bike 

    Rob
    bie's 
    father- 
    in- 
    law 
    has 
    boats, 

    but 
    won't 
    sing 
    on 
    the 
    mic 

    And 
    JD can't 
    shout 
    "Ho!" 
    because 

    his 
    wife 
    takes 
    much 
    offense 

    And 
    Andy's 
    got 
    two 
    beautiful 
    hairy 
    legs 

    But 
    there's 
    no 
    reason 
    good 

    enough 
    not 
    to 
    join 
    us 

    So 
    sing 
    along 
    with 
    the 
    very 

    last 
    chor
    us 

    Two, 
    three, 
    Verse 12
    four 

    Got 
    no 
    beard, 
    you've 
    got 
    no 
    beard 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if 

    you've got 
    no 
    beard 

    Got 
    no 
    beard, 
    you've 
    got 
    no 
    beard 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if 

    you've got 
    no 
    beard 

    Got 
    no 
    beard, 
    you've got 
    no 
    beard 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 
    if 

    you've 
    got 
    no 
    beard 

    Got 
    no 
    beard, 
    you've 
    got 
    no 
    Verse 13
    beard 

    You 
    can't 
    sing 
    shanties 

    if you've 
    got 
    no 
    beard 

    And 
    you've got 
    two 
    legs 

    And you 
    can't 
    hold your 
    drink 

    And 
    you don't 
    own 
    a boat 

    And you 
    can't 
    shout 
    "Ho!" 

    And 
    you've got 
    no 
    beard 

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