got no beard chords by The Longest Johns

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G
C
F
B
D
C#
Em
Fdim
Ab
F#

Verse 1
G 
C 
I  once met a man who said he was a fan
G 
He wanted to sing in my shanty band
C 
But the bottom of his face looked
weird (so weird!)
There was skin on his chin that I
loathed and feared
From his crown to ear he was
most sincere
But you can't sing shanties
if you got no beard
F 
C 
Got no beard, you've got no

Verse 2
beard
G 
You can't sing shanties if
C 
you've got no beard
F 
C 
Got no beard, you've got no beard
G 
You can't sing shanties
C 
if you've got no beard

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Verse 3
C 
I once met a girl who heard sea songs
G 
She came to the show,
and she sang along
C 
But the timing of the shout
was slow (so slow!)
She was graced with a face
like the morning glow
But a hollar was a blow from the
very front row said
You can't sing shanties if you
can't shout "Ho!"
F 
Can't shout

Verse 4
"Ho!" you
C 
can't shout "Ho!"
G 
You can't sing shanties if you
C 
can't shout "Ho!"
F 
Can't shout "Ho!",
C 
you can't shout "Ho!"
G 
You can't sing shanties if you
C 
can't shout "Ho!"
And you've got no beard

Verse 5
G 
C 
I once met a man on a weird machine
Had wheels and a bell,
G 
no mast to be seen
B 
He was shouting from a pad of
C 
notes (nonotes!)
G 
And the wheels got caught
on his overcoat
And he fell from the pier
clawing at his throat
C 
So you can't sing shanties if
you don't own a boat
F 
Don't own

Verse 6
C 
a boat, you don't own a boat
G 
You can't sing shanties if you
C 
don't own a boat
F 
Don't own a boat,
C 
you don't own a boat!
G 
C 
You can't sing shanties if
you don't own a boat
And you can't shout "Ho!"

Verse 7
And you've got no beard
C 
I  once met a bloke on a tavern floor
He'd had ten beers,
but I had ten more
And his piggy little face
was pink (so pink!)
He tried to shout the words,
but t'were all out of sync
With a voice so bad it'll
make you think that
You can't sing shanties if you
G 
can't hold your drink
D 
C 
Can't hold your drink, you can't hold

Verse 8
C 
a drink
G 
You can't sing shanties if you
F 
can't hold your drink
You can't hold a drink you
C 
can't hold a drink
G 
You can't sing shanties if you
C 
can't hold your drink
And you don't own a boat
And you can't shout "Ho!"

Verse 9
And you've got no beard
C 
G 
C 
I  once met a sailor all big and broad
With an eye- patch,
parrot and a long curved sword
Had a chest like a powder
keg (big chest)
But he had both shoes,
and he smelled like eggs
I expect he would look better
with a wooden peg
'Cause you can't sing
G 
shanties if you got two legs
F 
C 
Got two legs, you've got two

Verse 10
legs
G 
You can't sing shanties if
you've got two legs
F 
C 
Got two legs, you've got two legs
G 
You can't sing shanties
if you've got two legs
C 
G 
And you can't hold your drink
C 
And you don't own a boat
C# 
And you can't shout "Ho!"
C 
And you've got no beard

Verse 11
G 
C 
Well, Anna's got no beard
And Dave, he has a bike
D 
C 
Robbie's father- in- law has boats,
but won't sing on the mic
And JD can't shout "Ho!" because
his wife takes much offense
F 
C 
G 
And Andy's got two beautiful hairy legs
C 
G 
But there's no reason good
C 
enough not to join us
Em 
D 
So sing along with the very
G 
Fdim 
G 
last chorus
C 
Two, three,

Verse 12
G 
four
F 
C 
Got no beard, you've got no beard
G 
You can't sing shanties if
you've got no beard
F 
C 
Got no beard, you've got no beard
G 
You can't sing shanties if
C# 
you've got no beard
C 
Got no beard, you've got no beard
G 
Ab 
You can't sing shanties if
C 
F 
you've got no beard
F# 
C 
Got no beard, you've got no

Verse 13
beard
G 
You can't sing shanties
C 
if you've got no beard
D 
And you've got two legs
C# 
And you can't hold your drink
And you don't own a boat
C 
And you can't shout "Ho!"
D 
G 
C 
C 
And you've got no beard