got no beard

got no beard easy guitar chords by The Longest Johns

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  • G

  • C

  • F

  • B

    2

  • D

  • Db

    4

  • Em

  • Fdim

    3

  • Ab

    4

  • F#

    2

  • G

  • C

  • F

  • B

    2

  • D

  • Db

    4

  • Em

  • Fdim

    3

  • Ab

    4

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    • Verse 1
    G
    C

    I once met a man who said he was a fan
    G

    He wanted to sing in my shanty band
    C

    But the bottom of his face looked

    weird (so weird!)

    There was skin on his chin that I

    loathed and feared

    From his crown to ear he was

    most sincere

    But you can't sing shanties

    if you got no beard
    F
    C
    Got no beard, you've got no
    Verse 2

    beard
    G

    You can't sing shanties if
    C

    you've got no beard
    F
    C

    Got no beard, you've got no beard
    G

    You can't sing shanties
    C

    if you've got no beard
    Verse 3
    C

    I once met a girl who heard sea songs
    G

    She came to the show,

    and she sang along
    C

    But the timing of the shout

    was slow (so slow!)

    She was graced with a face

    like the morning glow

    But a hollar was a blow from the

    very front row said

    You can't sing shanties if you

    can't shout "Ho!"
    F
    Can't shout
    Verse 4

    "Ho!" you
    C

    can't shout "Ho!"
    G

    You can't sing shanties if you
    C

    can't shout "Ho!"
    F

    Can't shout "Ho!",
    C

    you can't shout "Ho!"
    G

    You can't sing shanties if you
    C

    can't shout "Ho!"

    And you've got no beard
    Verse 5
    G
    C

    I once met a man on a weird machine

    Had wheels and a bell,
    G

    no mast to be seen
    B

    He was shouting from a pad of
    C

    notes (nonotes!)
    G

    And the wheels got caught

    on his overcoat

    And he fell from the pier

    clawing at his throat
    C

    So you can't sing shanties if

    you don't own a boat
    F
    Don't own
    Verse 6
    C

    a boat, you don't own a boat
    G

    You can't sing shanties if you
    C

    don't own a boat
    F

    Don't own a boat,
    C

    you don't own a boat!
    G
    C

    You can't sing shanties if

    you don't own a boat

    And you can't shout "Ho!"
    Verse 7

    And you've got no beard
    C

    I once met a bloke on a tavern floor

    He'd had ten beers,

    but I had ten more

    And his piggy little face

    was pink (so pink!)

    He tried to shout the words,

    but t'were all out of sync

    With a voice so bad it'll

    make you think that

    You can't sing shanties if you
    G

    can't hold your drink
    D
    C
    Can't hold your drink, you can't hold
    Verse 8
    C


    a drink
    G

    You can't sing shanties if you
    F

    can't hold your drink

    You can't hold a drink you
    C

    can't hold a drink
    G

    You can't sing shanties if you
    C

    can't hold your drink

    And you don't own a boat

    And you can't shout "Ho!"
    Verse 9

    And you've got no beard
    C
    G
    C

    I once met a sailor all big and broad

    With an eye- patch,

    parrot and a long curved sword

    Had a chest like a powder

    keg (big chest)

    But he had both shoes,

    and he smelled like eggs

    I expect he would look better

    with a wooden peg

    'Cause you can't sing
    G

    shanties if you got two legs
    F
    C
    Got two legs, you've got two
    Verse 10

    legs
    G

    You can't sing shanties if

    you've got two legs
    F
    C

    Got two legs, you've got two legs
    G

    You can't sing shanties

    if you've got two legs
    C
    G

    And you can't hold your drink
    C

    And you don't own a boat
    Db

    And you can't shout "Ho!"
    C

    And you've got no beard
    Verse 11
    G
    C

    Well, Anna's got no beard

    And Dave, he has a bike
    D
    C

    Robbie's father- in- law has boats,

    but won't sing on the mic

    And JD can't shout "Ho!" because

    his wife takes much offense
    F
    C
    G

    And Andy's got two beautiful hairy legs
    C
    G

    But there's no reason good
    C

    enough not to join us
    Em
    D

    So sing along with the very
    G
    Fdim
    G

    last chor us
    C
    Two, three,
    Verse 12
    G

    four
    F
    C

    Got no beard, you've got no beard
    G

    You can't sing shanties if

    you've got no beard
    F
    C

    Got no beard, you've got no beard
    G

    You can't sing shanties if
    Db

    you've got no beard
    C

    Got no beard, you've got no beard
    G
    Ab

    You can't sing shanties if
    C
    F

    you've got no beard
    F#
    C
    Got no beard, you've got no
    Verse 13

    beard
    G

    You can't sing shanties
    C

    if you've got no beard
    D

    And you've got two legs
    Db

    And you can't hold your drink

    And you don't own a boat
    C

    And you can't shout "Ho!"
    D
    G
    C
    C

    And you've got no beard

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