Good Night Saturday Night chords by Gregory Page

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Saturday night I'm
alone in my apartment
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Resting my head on my hand
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Scanning the news and
the loony cartoons
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There ain't nothing on TV tonight
So I take a walk to Pete's Liquor Store
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I buy a bottle of King Cobra Ale
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I sat on the curb and drank down the nerve
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To talk to the girl on the corner
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who's for sale
I said, honey, you look fine,
tonight will you be mine?
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I promise that I'll shave my face
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Put your hand in my pocket
and reach for my rocket
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and send my ass out into space
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Oh man what a night
this has turned out to be
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I got drunk I got laid now I'm
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back watching TV
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there's a man selling Jesus
there's a man selling lies
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there's a talk show about women
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who like sex with weird guys,
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but I guess I'm a stranger
in this place I live in,
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so goodnight, Saturday evening.
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Well I've been alone
since my girlfriend walked out on me,
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a story you've all heard before.
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I come home from a hard day
of singing my life away
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I found a  letter under the
door and it read
Honey, I'm sorry,
I didn't want to hurt you
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Into another man's arms
I've gone running
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But thanks for the good times,
I'll write when I can
P .S.
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Your dinner's warm in the oven.
Well I started to laugh
Then I started to cry
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Then I banged on the wall
and said, Why?
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And to this very day
I've been living this way
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I guess a lonely old man I  will die
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Oh, man, what a night
this has turned out to be.
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I got drunk, I got laid,
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now I'm back watching TV.
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There's a man selling Jesus,
there's a man selling lies.
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There's a talk show about women
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who like sex with weird guys.
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Well, I guess I'm a stranger
in this place I live in.
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So good night, Saturday.
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Amen. Say it again, Pippi.
Amen. The end.