Golf chords by Tim Wilson

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Verse 1
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Any golfers  (A flat major) here?
Golf's a sissy sport.
Golf ain't even a sport.
Anything an 88 -year -old man
can whip me at is a game.
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If you can't get  (D flat major) your nose broke  (A flat major) at it,
damn it, it ain't a sport.
And I'm sure y
'all are all better than me.
Last time I played,
I stayed in the water in the woods so long, I came back with an eight pound bass,
nine point bucks, oh my.
Put a 30 -ounce six in the bag.
They picked me out a partner,
okay Tim, you go with the Bill Dance,
that's who you're going with.
Here's a bass boat and a trolling motor,
bye guys.
Bank, back in a minute, catch a big one.
Cause I golf on public courses.
No trees, no water, no sand,
no cart, no caddy.
You hit it, you walk.
I hate these country club types.
Cause I golf in what?
Black socks, Chuck Taylor
Converse tennis shoes,
cut off blue jeans.
These country clubbers,
oh, you not a member here, are ya?
See, now I ain't got any lamb
ass green pants
that are blinding me while I'm trying to hit.
No, I'm not a member here.
Couldn't pay 40 grand
to look at the same golf course
the rest of my life.
You see them in the locker room
afterwards, well, I shot a 72 today.
Well, I could have shot a 72, too,
if I'd played the same course since 1966.
Think I can figure this out by now.
I watch the Masters every year,
which I like that pretty well.
They got rid of Ben Wright.
You remember Ben Wright?
English announcer, 15th hole.
These ones that
women couldn't hit
because their breasts were too big.
I think he's drinking a beer
with Fuzzy Zeller somewhere right now.