Key: C major
Verse 1
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I love to play this game of golf,
no need to tell you a lie,
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but I have an awful handicap
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and here's the reason why.
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Golf, golf, golf, that's all you do,
that's my old lady,
and you act like a little boy when you
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lose.
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When I went on my honeymoon,
I thought I'd have some fun
until my bride got real upset
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because I brought my golf clubs along.
She burst and fumed
and then she cried and
said it's either golf or me.
So I sent her home to her mother
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and met the fellows on the team.
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when you lose.
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Gomp, gomp, gomp, that's all you do.
The last time we had a hurricane,
it blew our home in two.
My wife inquired as I left the house
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what we were going to do.
And I replied, why do you ask?
It's very plain to see.
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Rain or shine, I pray God every Saturday.
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My wife could have asked for anything
the first time I shot Mark.
Hundred dollar bills and diamond rings
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or a great big Cadillac car.
But instead of taking advantage
of a perfect situation,
all she did was come back at me
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with that same old conversation.
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The moral of this story is,
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and every man I know agrees,
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no matter what you try to do,
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Your wife is hard to please.
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Golf, golf, golf, that's all you do.
Why don't you cut the grass?
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You just can't please a woman.
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