Golf, Golf, Golf chords by E.C. Beatty
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Verse 1
(C major) (F major) I love to play this game of golf,
no need to tell you a lie,
(E major) but (F major) I have an awful handicap
an (C major) d here's the reason (F major) why.
Golf, golf, (B flat major) golf, that's all (F major) you do,
that's my old lady,
and you act like a little boy when you
(G major) lose. (C major) (F major) (B flat major) (F major) (C major)
(F major) (F sharp major)
When I went on my honeymoon,
I thought I'd have some fun
until my bride got real upset
because (D flat major) I brought my golf clubs (F sharp major) along.
She burst and fumed
and then she cried and
said it's either golf or me.
So I sent her home to her mother
and met (D flat major) the fellows on the (F sharp major) team.
Gomp, gomp, (B major) gomp, that's all you do,
and (F sharp major) you act like a little boy
when you (A flat major) lose. (D flat major)
(F sharp major) If I take it like this in a rut,
(B major) all you want to do is butt, butt, butt.
(F sharp major) Gomp, gomp, (D flat major) gomp, that's all (F sharp major) you do. (G major)
The last time we had a hurricane,
it blew our home in two.
My wife inquired as I left the house
what (D major) we were going to (G major) do.
And I replied, why do you ask?
It's very plain to see.
Rain or shine, I pray God (D major) every Saturday. (G major)
(C major) (G major)
(A major) (D major) (G major) (C major) (G major) (D major)
(G major) (A flat major)
My wife could have asked for anything
the first time I shot Mark.
Hundred dollar bills and diamond rings
or (E flat major) a great big Cadillac (A flat major) car.
But instead of taking advantage
of a perfect situation,
all she did was come back at me
with (E flat major) that same old conversa (A flat major) tion. (D flat major)
(A flat major) (B flat major) (E flat major) (A flat major)
(D flat major) (A flat major) (E flat major) (A flat major) (F sharp major)
(F major) The moral of this story is, (E major)
(F major) and every (E flat major) man I know agrees, (E major)
(F major) no matter what you try to do, (F major)
(C major) Your wife is hard to (F major) please.
Golf, golf, (B flat major) golf, that's all you (F major) do.
Why don't you cut the grass?
And you act like a little boy when you (G major) do.
(C major) You (F major) just can't please a woman.
Golf, Golf, Golf
E.C. Beatty
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