You sing about a honky -tonk
You belt your way through swinging
doors like you're in a western movie
just to keep up the imagery
I'm sorry, but I don't understand
Aussie in a ten -gallon hat
Nashville where you belong
With all the other singing cowboys
But don't tell them you were born in
Well, I turn up the volume
And on comes the expert with
Parton's assets and how she's
I'm sorry, but I don't understand
Nashville where you belong
Tell them how to play a country song, boy
But don't tell them you were born in
Well, I think of all the heroes
I think of all the stories
But all I hear is love songs from a
I'm sorry, but I don't understand
Nashville where they belong
With all the other singing cowboys
Don't tell them you were born in
No, don't tell them you were born in